Love funny jokes? Of course you do! After the success of her previous best-selling joke book for kids, Jenny Kellett has released 500 more hilarious jokes for kids! Laugh your way through over 500 short, sharp and rib-tinglingly funny jokes that include tongue twisters and riddles, to really test the mind at the same time. Kids will love the challenging tongue twisters, which are a great way to improve pronunciation and speech clarity as well as make you laugh. Try this one: If a noisy noise annoys an onion, an annoying noisy noise annoys an onion more. Also included in this mega joke book for kids are 100 riddles, which encourage children to stretch their minds in the pursuit of a clever and funny answer. You'll certainly enjoy these too! Can you solve this one? What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters? Jokes for Kids examples: What is very light but can't be held for long? Your breath! ----- What happened when Dracula first met his wife? It was love at first bite! ----- Why do French people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food! ----- Why did the chef turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. ----- What did one flea say to the other? Shall we walk or take the dog? ----- What songs do the planets sing? Neptunes! So if you're ready to laugh, scroll up and click buy today. This will be your kids' go-to joke book, and we're certain you'll get a laugh out of it too.
Author: Martin Lee
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Release Date: 2001
"Give kids practice with 26 fun forms of writing, including alphabet books, pet tales, weather reports, super silly recipes, book reviews, color descriptions, character comparisons, and everything in between!"--Back cover.
If you have seen other joke and riddle books that called themselves the "best" or the "greatest," but were disappointed because they did not deliver, then fear not. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. Read it for laughs. You won't be disappointed. Jokes and riddles that are to the point, without unnecessary embellishment. Also included is a third section on wisdom, which will give to you more joy and happiness. Learn how anyone can become happy, healthy and wealthy in all aspects of life. Learn too how to get along with others. You can even learn how to find and keep the great love of your life. It's all there for you in the best collection ever.
Author: Ian Allen
Publisher: Pavilion Books
Release Date: 2013-06-14
What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Porticos Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. What athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper.
Connecting art and language arts, this guide offers creative lessons for more than 140 favorite children's books, most of which have been published within the last 10 years. The lessons help teachers inspire young students to create art projects related to a book's story. In the first part of the book, the author explains more than 50 art techniques that can be used with almost any book, including batik, collage, decoupage, paste paper, and sponge painting. The second part of the book provides teachers with a wealth of illustrated lessons. Each lesson includes the book's title, the art project, a brief description of the story as it relates to the art project, supplies, instructions, bibliographic information, and a list of relevant Web sites. Children's Books include: - Araminta's Paint Box - Arthur's Pet Business - Birdsong - Charlotte's Web - Dear Peter Rabbit - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Milo and the Magical Stones - Rechenka's Eggs - Where the Sidewalk Ends