50 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Adrienne N. Hew
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN: 9781482591439
Release Date: 2013
Genre: Humor

This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author: Pouline Reage
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
ISBN: 9780385345224
Release Date: 2012
Genre: Cooking

A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

What the F Should I Drink

Author: Zach Golden
Publisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780762449071
Release Date: 2013-07-30
Genre: Cooking

75 hilariously profane drinking recipes with unique page prompts and humorous descriptions using easy ingredients and simple directions.

What the F Should I Make for Dinner

Author: Zach Golden
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 9780762443673
Release Date: 2011-09-27
Genre: Cooking

Don't know what to make for dinner? Is every evening an occasion for duress and deliberation? No more! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? gets everyone off their a**es and in the kitchen. Derived from the incredibly popular website, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com, the book functions like a “Choose your own adventure” cookbook, with options on each page for another f*@#ing idea for dinner. With 50 recipes to choose from, guided by affrontingly creative navigational prompts, both meat-eaters and vegetarians can get cooking and leave their indecisive selves behind.

50 Ways to Eat Your Honey

Author: Adrienne N. Hew, CN
Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC
ISBN: 9781500681159
Release Date: 2014-08-01
Genre: Cooking

"For everything you ever wanted to know about the world's healthiest sweetener, don't miss 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey by Adrienne Hew. Interesting information and great recipes!" - Sally Fallon Morell, President The Weston A. Price Foundation Author, Nourishing Traditions Modern sweeteners are the scourge of modern society, but there is one alluring sweet treat that has stood the test of time. Able to inspire poets and statesmen and conjure up sensual feelings, Honey -- REAL Honey -- has the ability to nourish, heal and comfort us. Contrasting her wildly popular tome, 50 Ways to Eat Cock, Certified Nutritionist Adrienne Hew's 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey: Healthy Honey Recipes for Mastering the Art of Honeylingus explores this decidedly feminine traditional food like you've never seen before. Join her on her journey from Honey virgin to deflowered aficionado while learning about the secrets of the hive and the crisis facing the bees. This book will give you not only 50 sumptuous ways to eat your Honey, but you will also discover the best ways to use Honey for maximum nutrition, heal internal and external wounds, and how to tell the real thing from impostors. It will change the way you look at Honey forever!

Natural Harvest

Author: Paul Photenhauer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 1481227041
Release Date: 2008-11-01
Genre: Cooking

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Fifty Shades of Bacon

Author: Benjamin Myhre
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 1479129836
Release Date: 2012-08-01
Genre: Cooking

Fifty Shades of Bacon is an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience. Ok, it is not erotic at all, but it is a tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo. If you are into bacon, want an interesting conversation piece or are looking for a present for the meat lover in your life, this title is for you. This is a softcover book that has 62 pages and 50 recipes.

Eat What You Want and Die Like A Man

Author: Steve H. Graham
Publisher: Kensington Books
ISBN: 0806528680
Release Date: 2008
Genre: Humor

Why choke down bland, mushy, steamed veggies and brown rice when there's so much fat-laden, calorie-rich, heart-bursting cuisine out there to be savored? Because you want to live? So you can spend your golden years wandering aimlessly around a Florida shopping mall and eating dinner at 2 in the afternoon? So your rotten kids can plop you into some hellhole of a nursing home the minute you forget what day it is?

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson
Publisher: Perigee Trade
ISBN: 0399536493
Release Date: 2011
Genre: Humor

Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier. Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure yourself. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

How Not to Be a Dick

Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Zest Books
ISBN: 9781936976126
Release Date: 2013-10-01
Genre: Young Adult Nonfiction

On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too.Essential (and emotionally intelligent) etiquette tips are packaged here alongside hilarious "Dick and Jane"-style illustrations. Laugh and learn.

Kama Pootra

Author: Daniel Cole Young
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402237225
Release Date: 2010-05-01
Genre: Humor

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

Cooking for A holes

Author: Zach Golden
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781440580741
Release Date: 2014-01-16
Genre: Humor

The garage may be on fire, but hey, at least dinner's good. Nothing says "I'm sorry" quite like food. Take it from noted asshole Zach Golden. He's discovered an important asshole loophole: If you put a delicious meal on the table, everybody will forget you're an unspeakably terrible person...until you do something else terrible. But hey, that's why there's dessert. From Pork and Chive Dumplings to Veal Ossobuco to Coconut Macaroons, Golden is guaranteed to have a dish up his sleeve that will undo any bad deed. He also probably has something sharp and potentially rusty up his sleeve, too, so don't make any sudden motions. Cooking (for A**holes) serves up 50 unbelievable (but true) stories of subterfuge, malfeasance, and impropriety, and the delicious recipes to help any asshole out of a bind.

Quick Fix Cooking with Roadkill

Author: Buck Peterson
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449401993
Release Date: 2010-09-14
Genre: Humor

Move over Rachael Ray. Smash car driver and redneck culinary authority Buck "Buck" Peterson follows up The Original Road Kill Cookbook with more than 50 new roadkill recipes inside Quick-Fix Cooking with Roadkill. Created for culinary cruisers on the go, each recipe can be prepared in less than 30 minutes after its roadside procurement. Consider ditch-divining recipes such as Perky Jerky, Corned Carnage and Cabbage, Freeway Frittata, Backed-Over Baby Back Ribs, Pavement Panini, and Tar-Tare. Also included are sample tasting menus for breakfasts, lunches, appetizers, dinners, and holiday meals, as well as entertaining tips on where to shop, how to tell when an animal has given up the ghost, and how to pair your roadkill with wine. Nothing is left to chance, except your next culinary roadkill junction. So, when there's a fork in the road, why not pick it up and eat what's found nearby.

White Trash Cooking 25th Anniversary Edition

Author: Ernest Matthew Mickler
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN: 9781607741879
Release Date: 2011
Genre: Cooking

More than 200 recipes and 45 full-color photographs celebrate 25 years of good eatin’ in this original regional Southern cooking classic. A quarter-century ago, while many were busy embracing the sophisticated techniques and wholesome ingredients of the nouvelle cuisine, one Southern loyalist lovingly gathered more than 200 recipes—collected from West Virginia to Key West—showcasing the time-honored cooking and hospitality traditions of the white trash way. Ernie Mickler’s much-imitated sugarsnap-pea prose style accompanies delicacies like Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, Mock-Cooter Stew, and Oven-Baked Possum; stalwart sides like Bette’s Sister-in-Law’s Deep-Fried Eggplant and Cracklin’ Corn Pone; waste-not leftover fare like Four-Can Deep Tuna Pie and Day-Old Fried Catfish; and desserts with a heavy dash of Dixie, like Irma Lee Stratton’s Don’t-Miss Chocolate Dump Cake and Charlotte’s Mother’s Apple Charlotte.

F U Penguin

Author: Matthew Gasteier
Publisher: Villard Books
ISBN: 9780345518163
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Humor

A tongue-in-cheek "anti-cute" collection based on the successful blog contains one-third original photographs of cloyingly adorable animals from fluffy bunnies to baby pandas paired with bitingly sarcastic commentary. Original.