All My Friends Are Dead

Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452135380
Release Date: 2013-10-01
Genre: Humor

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Dead

Author: Jory John
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452100999
Release Date: 2011-08-26
Genre: Humor

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Dead

Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874559
Release Date: 2010-06-30
Genre: Humor

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Still Dead

Author: Jory John
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452114040
Release Date: 2012-02-24
Genre: Humor

From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.

K is for Knifeball

Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452103310
Release Date: 2012-09-26
Genre: Humor

From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults.

I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York

Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811874564
Release Date: 2011-06-01
Genre: Humor

Monsen and Jory deliver an affectionate skewering of the cult of New York as the center of everything--from fashion to baseball to finance to soft pretzels.

All My Friends Are Dead Felt Journal

Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher:
ISBN: 1452108048
Release Date: 2012-04
Genre: Humor

The perfect place for recording notes and doodles, or just pondering the inevitable, this irresistibly tactile, felt-covered and stitched journal features the dinosaur star of the breakout best seller All My Friends Are Dead.

All My Friends Are Superheroes

Author: Andrew Kaufman
Publisher: Coach House Books
ISBN: 9781770563377
Release Date: 2013-05-07
Genre: Fiction

A tenth anniversary edition of the worldwide cult favorite, now with new material and illustrations.

All My Friends Are Dead

Author: Leroi Leroi Vorce
Publisher:
ISBN: 1986205703
Release Date: 2018-03-04
Genre:

This fake book is a hilarious prank to play on unsuspecting strangers, friends and family. The cover is sure to raise eyebrows on the bus, subway or at work as you pretend to read the book, and cause people to laugh hysterically. The interior of the book is filled with dummy text, but the cover is what you want to buy it for. Makes a great gag gift too!

My Best Friends Are Dead

Author: Daniel Waters
Publisher: Omz Press
ISBN: 0997294264
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Genre:

I see dead people...and so does everyone else, because more and more teenagers who have returned from the grave are converging on the small town of Oakvale, Connecticut, inspired by the words the "voice" of Generation Dead, Tommy Williams, writes on his blog MySoCalledUndeath.com. Tommy's people-Mal, Karen, Sylvia, Takayuki, Tayshawn, Colette, Popeye, Melissa and the gang at the Haunted House-aren't zombies that want to eat your brains or feast on your entrails, they just want to do the same things everyone else does-create, make friends, play sports, have fun, fall in love-live. But not everyone in Oakvale-especially Reverend Mathers and his flock at One Life Ministries-is willing to stand idly by and let them do any of those things. Not when so many members of the community would approve of the undead being "reterminated" and sent back to the graves they worked so hard to climb out of... Generation Dead Book 4: My Best Friends Are Dead contains, for the first time in print: The collected My So-Called Undeath blog Generation Dead: Stitches Three brand new Generation Dead stories, and one new bonus story set in the world of Break My Heart 1,000 Times

Generation Dead

Author: Daniel Waters
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9780857071279
Release Date: 2010-05-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

All over the tri-state area, something strange is happening. Teenagers who die aren't staying dead. They are coming back to life, but they come back different - they stutter and their reactions to everything are slower. Termed 'living impaired' or 'differently biotic', there are lots of conspiracy theories to explain this new phenomenon. But as their numbers keep on growing, so does the discomfort of the living people in the community. When Phoebe falls for Tommy Williams, her best friend and star of the football team, Adam, has conflicting emotions. And when Tommy decides to try out for the football team, it sets off a chain of events that escalates into deadly violence.

I Hate Everything

Author: Matthew DiBenedetti
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781440509582
Release Date: 2010-09-18
Genre: Humor

I hate that I'm going bald. I hate that I still make fun of bald people. I hate karma. Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist...but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti tells readers how he really feels. With such a variety of miserable musings, you'll find something to laugh at—and someone to loathe with—in this book.

Pirate s Log

Author: Jory John
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811864359
Release Date: 2008-07-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Hoist the anchor and get ready for high seas adventure! This arrr-inspiring journal provides aspiring pirates games, puzzles, challenges, and advice on everything from swabbing the deck to walking the plank and avoiding scurvy. And for studying treasure maps after the lights go out, this journal also includes a reading light for secret journaling below deck!

Everybody Dies

Author: Ken Tanaka
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780062358707
Release Date: 2014-05-27
Genre: Humor

Nobody likes to think about death, but the world would be awfully crowded without it. From YouTube sensation Ken Tanaka and actor David Ury, who was crushed by an ATM on AMC's Breaking Bad, comes Everybody Dies, a colorful story and delightful assemblage of games that makes it easy-even fun- to come to grips with mortality.

Penguin Problems

Author: Jory John
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9780553513370
Release Date: 2016
Genre: JUVENILE FICTION

"A penguin whines about the uncontrollable problems in his life"--