Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.
From Johanna Basford, 36 postcards for coloring in and sending to friends (or keeping for yourself!) These clever postcards feature beautiful drawings from Lost Ocean, illustrator and ink evangelist Johanna Basford's magical journey beneath the waves. Color in the cards to bring to life shoals of exotic fish, curious octopi, and delicately penned seahorses, and then share the magic with your friends - that is, if you can bear to part with them! Each postcard is an invitation to an inky new world hidden in the depths of the sea. For pirates, mermaids, and undersea explorers of all ages.
Author: Johanna Basford
Release Date: 2017-05-30
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
From Johanna Basford, 36 postcards for coloring in and sending to friends (or keeping for yourself!) These clever postcards feature beautiful drawings from Magical Jungle, illustrator and ink evangelist Johanna Basford's wondrous expedition through the jungle. Color in the cards to bring to life speckled tree frogs and dainty hummingbirds, prowling tigers and playful monkeys, and then share the magic with your friends--that is, if you can bear to part with them! Each postcard is an invitation to an exotic rainforest teeming with creatures large and small. For explorers of all ages.
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-05-25
Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***
Author: James Alexander
Release Date: 2016-12-02
AMAZON BEST SELLER - 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS F★ck Off, I'm Coloring! features over 40 hilarious curse words and insults to color, printed on beautiful black paper. Each page is beautifully designed with doodles, underwater realms, mermaids, faraway galaxies, skyscrapers, and much more. What's Inside: Over 40 Swear Words and Insults to Color (see list below) Beautiful Doodle Designs with Mermaids, Foxes, Owls, and More! Each Sweary Insult Is Printed on Black Paper Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words Fuck Douche Bitch Asshole Zero Fucks Given For Fuck's Sake! (featuring a cute fox) Asswipe Clusterfuck Shit Happens! Motherfucker Bastard Fucknugget What the lemon-scented fuck is wrong with you? (featuring lemon slices) Dickhead Fucktastic Scoop My Shit, You Slut! (with cute kittens) Piss Flaps Jackass Asshat Fuck You, You Twat Waffle! Bye Felicia! Fuck You, I'm Coloring! Calm Your Tits! Suck It Up, Buttercup! Baggy Vag Saggy Balls Twat Waffle Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck! Bullshit Sugar Tits Piss Off! Dipshit Fuckface Shit-a-brick Fuck You, and the Horse You Rode In On Skank My, My, Aren't You a Bitch... Fuckwit Twunt You Sneaky Little Shitgibbon Shitballs Fuck it! When things go tits up, what do you do? You pick up a James Alexander coloring book, of course! Dive into 40 intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Asshat' laid over therapeutic, doodle-inspired patterns. The #1 Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! Introducing a coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! Order now and get started! Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you... Preview the book at swearybook.com For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, fuck off im coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book"
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Release Date: 2017-01-17
Enter the world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the chosen one who wields the skill to fight vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness. Created by the multi-talented Joss Whedon and beloved the world over, your favorite characters and moments from the Buffy television series are all represented in this engrossing adult coloring book. Containing forty-five intricately-detailed original illustrations ready for you can add your own colors to Buffy and the good guys as well as all the big bad guys! All artwork is original and created explicitly for this official Buffy adult coloring book. Includes art from such Buffy regulars as Karl Moline, Rebekah Isaacs, Georges Jeanty, Yishan Li, Steve Morris, Newsha Ghasemi, and others!
Author: Alex Fleming
Release Date: 2016-05-04
- Do you have an annoying, incompetent coworker or neighbor? - Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? - Have you ever heard of 50 Shades Of Grey? Let me present you 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t, a delectable adult coloring book that is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed, fitting all skill levels and making it perfect to use with your favorite coloring supplies. On your irreverent journey, you will find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many other things you sometimes want to say but won't say in public. So find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy the sassy adult coloring journey. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: - Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside The Book - Link To Receive My Last Book For Free
This workbook offers structured, course-like learning, and just like an instructor in an ultrasound course, it guides you systematically through the individual organ systems. The accompanying videos demonstrate basic anatomy for ultrasound, optimum transducer positioning, and the interaction between transducer position and monitor display, allowing you to experience the learning points in real time for a deeper, visual understanding. Highlights of the third edition: Multiple-exposure photos demonstrate the dynamics of handling the transducer Triple-image sets clearly show transducer positioning, the ultrasound image, and an anatomic diagram of the site Numbered structures on the anatomic diagrams help you learn new information and test your retention at any time. The legend on the back-cover flap folds out for quick reference. Each structure is referred to by the same number throughout the book Numerous quiz images at the end of each chapter give you an opportunity to test your knowledge Physical principles are explained concisely with clear, accessible diagrams Various tips and tricks make it easier for beginners to get started Ultrasound Teaching Manual is the perfect introduction to diagnostic ultrasound if you are taking an ultrasound course and would like to prepare yourself systematically for this course or consolidate what you have learned are a physician or student who wants to become familiar with diagnostic ultrasound in independent study; or are a resident in internal medicine, radiology, surgery, gynecology, anesthesiology, or pediatrics who wants to solidify your ultrasound experience.
Author: M. J. Wilson
Release Date: 2016-03-16
People. Ugh. is a mini-book with a collection of four short stories based on real events, taken from the book Beef Stew for the Mind. Full of humorous and insightful scenarios, People. Ugh. delves into the thoughts we so often think, but dare not say ... and then says them anyway. A great and fun gift for any person easily annoyed by others.
Author: Swear and Swear and Relax
Release Date: 2016-02-15
Swear and Relax Coloring Book for Adults Do you ever feel STRESSED? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Is that teacher just not making any sense? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR, and we have the ultimate solution... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Swear and Relax. Color designs featuring humorous and inappropriate swear words, each page full of flowers, mandalas, cats, dogs, or other cute animals, all while letting the steam out. After all, nothing goes better with the f-word than a mandala! Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book features: 24 original SWEAR AND RELAX designs Single-sided pages 8.5" x 11" book size Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. WARNING: This swear word coloring book contains ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.