Calm the F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642043
Release Date: 2016-04-21
Genre:

Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Chill the F ck Out

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642051
Release Date: 2016-09-08
Genre:

From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.

Just F cking Color

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530710855
Release Date: 2016-03-24
Genre:

JUST F*CKING COLOR - "Profanity Hidden in Plain Sight!" [MATURE CONTENT] FREE PDF by Emailing publishing company at the back of the book, or buy the paperback and get the Kindle version for free!!! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. Take their tooth brush and scratch that moist part of your butthole with it. You know, do something nice. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. USE A PIECE of blank PAPER beneath your drawings as you color them, especially if you are using markers with alcohol in them. Ideally you would use map colors or colored pencils because they create the longest lasting unfading color. PLEASE: Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD's Facebook page. Also, if you post them in a review we will send you a free copy of any of the other books Cynthia (or our other artists) have designed. So check us out and let's see what you're made of!

Happy F cking Holidays

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher:
ISBN: 1539679373
Release Date: 2016-11-01
Genre:

From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

50 Shades Of Bullsh t

Author: Alex Fleming
Publisher:
ISBN: 2376190002
Release Date: 2016-05-04
Genre: Art

- Do you have an annoying, incompetent coworker or neighbor? - Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? - Have you ever heard of 50 Shades Of Grey? Let me present you 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t, a delectable adult coloring book that is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed, fitting all skill levels and making it perfect to use with your favorite coloring supplies. On your irreverent journey, you will find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many other things you sometimes want to say but won't say in public. So find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy the sassy adult coloring journey. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: - Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside The Book - Link To Receive My Last Book For Free

PoC or GTFO

Author: Manul Laphroaig
Publisher: No Starch Press
ISBN: 9781593278984
Release Date: 2017-10-31
Genre: Computers

This highly anticipated print collection gathers articles published in the much-loved International Journal of Proof-of-Concept or Get The Fuck Out. PoC||GTFO follows in the tradition of Phrack and Uninformed by publishing on the subjects of offensive security research, reverse engineering, and file format internals. Until now, the journal has only been available online or printed and distributed for free at hacker conferences worldwide. Consistent with the journal's quirky, biblical style, this book comes with all the trimmings: a leatherette cover, ribbon bookmark, bible paper, and gilt-edged pages. The book features more than 80 technical essays from numerous famous hackers, authors of classics like "Reliable Code Execution on a Tamagotchi," "ELFs are Dorky, Elves are Cool," "Burning a Phone," "Forget Not the Humble Timing Attack," and "A Sermon on Hacker Privilege." Twenty-four full-color pages by Ange Albertini illustrate many of the clever tricks described in the text.

Cheer the F ck Up

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1534602089
Release Date: 2016-06-28
Genre:

From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com

Sit the F ck Down and Color

Author: Swear Word Coloring Book Group
Publisher: Swear Word Coloring Book
ISBN: 1945006005
Release Date: 2016-02-19
Genre:

This best selling adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time. Our swear word coloring book for adults contains some of Outrageous Katie's best graphic illustrations and swear words you wouldn't dare say in front of mom! Our book contains curse words that will make you laugh, giggle, and gasp. You never knew ugly words could be so pretty! You'll be telling everyone you know about this top seller in adult coloring books. Some of the words you'll be giggling over are: C*ckknocker Bullsh*t Jackas* D*ckcheese Limpd*ck And so many more! 100% orignal and hand drawn illustrations. 8.5"x11.0" book with images that fill the entire page. Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor If you're looking for the best in adult swear word coloring books look no further. Please order your's today! ***Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children.*** Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring books, swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary, adult coloring books swear words, colroing books for adults, swear, cuss word coloring book, best sellers, mindfulness, meditation, relaxing, relax, stress relief, adult coloring book stress relief

Sit the F ck Down and Color Bold Edition

Author: Kathleen Julie
Publisher: Big Heart Publishers
ISBN: 0997720530
Release Date: 2016-07-04
Genre:

Swear Word Coloring Book, a release Your Anger and Liberate Your Mind Adult Coloring Book, is a collection of Over full page illustration splattered with swear words, insults and obnoxious words better not said out loud. The illustrations are large, specially placed on the pages, one side only, to prevent any form of color interaction and easy removal for display. Four letter words, insults and what have you are a no no. But, you have to occasionally open the valve and let off steam without insulting anyone or getting your ass kicked. Some of the Swear Words in This Unique Coloring Book Are you fucking kidding me Calm the Fuck Down Chill the Fuck Out Douche Fuck this Shit Go Fuck Yourself I Don't Give a Damn Shut the Hell Up Shut Your Trap Shut your Whore Mouth sit the fuck Down and Color ... and So Much More Whether you're a swear word connoisseur or are interested in harnessing the stress relieving properties of losing yourself in an activity, you will find this coloring book very engaging! Saying swear words and insults as you color them could be therapeutic. The images eagerly await the strokes of your coloring pencils or crayons to bring them to life; don't disappoint. There is stress build up in every one of us; and also an artist, don't let yours fade, or be left behind, nourish it with this Swear word coloring book for adults. Discover inner peace and the satisfaction of a job well done. Grab a copy today. Makes an excellent gift for family and friends on birthdays and any other occasion!

Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533356416
Release Date: 2016-05-21
Genre:

A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"

BULLSHIT 50 Swear Words to Color Your Anger Away

Author: Randy Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 1520548753
Release Date: 2017-03-01
Genre:

Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper

Swear Word Coloring

Author: Blume
Publisher: Page Addie Print
ISBN: 0648076806
Release Date: 2017-04-13
Genre:

Swear Word Coloring Books: Bitch-Bombs For Bitches.TRENDING NOW! ALL NEW BITCHY RELEASE! It's payback time for all those bitchesColor Bitch-Bomb swear words entwined in gorgeous art-house designs. Choose bitch words to fit the bitches. Have fun, chill-out, release stress and relax in a totally artistic way. 'Game Over Bitches'. B-Bombs are like love-notes... in reverse! Enjoy! NOW WITH BITCH-BOMBS YOU CAN KICK IT UP A KNOTCH AND TAKE SWEAR WORD COLORING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. SWEAR BY COLORING: Bitch-erasing bitchilicious swear words on every page. COLORFUL ADULT PLEASURE-STATE: It's about 'Me Time'. Have fun, relax and be happy with just you and your own creativity. COLOR AWAY: Release stress and anger as you color-in the rudest swear words imaginable. FOREVER PAGES: Turn your coloring book into a keeper. Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet so you can create a beautiful book with no bleed through. COLOR-UP THE WILD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: Cute pet animals, secret gardens, beautiful flowers, birds, women, mystic motifs and more, for your coloring pleasure. YOUR ART STUDIO: Stunning coloring pages created by talented artists' passionate about the art of design. Bitch-Bombs for Bitches Swear Word Coloring pages are designed with artistic adult colorists in mind. - NEW RELEASE! The hot off the press Swear Word Coloring Book for every adult who 'swears by coloring'. - Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" - Single-Sided Pages - Printed on white paper - A selection of coloring pages for all coloring levels up to the most advanced. Tags: swear word coloring book; swear word adult coloring book; sweary coloring book; adult swear word coloring book; adult coloring books best sellers; adult coloring books; coloring books for adults relaxation; artists illustrators; mandalas; stress relieving patterns; coloring pages for adults; meditation; mindfulness meditation; nature mandalas coloring books for grownups; anti-stress management; sweary words coloring book; swear coloring book; cursing coloring book; the sweary coloring book; swearing coloring book

Sad Truths Mandala Edition

Author: The Rude The Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530425026
Release Date: 2016-03-08
Genre:

***30 original sad truths and mandala coloring designs in all!*** Sometimes, a positive affirmation just won't do. This coloring book is for those days when only the sad truth will do, like: Your imagination will lead you down many useless paths. Life is the most difficult exam. And you just failed. You are safe in the arms of the universe. Until you get sucked into a black hole. Dream big. Dreams are all you have. Your life is the result of the choices everyone else makes for you. All pages are printed single-sided for a great coloring experience. Every mandala design is original and cannot be found in other coloring books or on stock photo sites. If you love Calm the Fuck Down and Chill the Fuck Out, irreverent adult coloring books by Sasha O'Hara, try Sad Truths! If you love the Sweary books and Memos to Shitty People by James Alexander, try Sad Truths! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

French and English a Bilingual Adult Coloring Book on Swear Curse and Dirty Words

Author: A. Wolf
Publisher:
ISBN: 153937338X
Release Date: 2016-10-07
Genre:

Are you having a bad day? Things not working out for you? Annoying people? This adult coloring book is the ideal way to chill-out and calm the mind. Inside this 30 single-sided coloring pages are 'colorful' words you won't normally say but would give you satisfaction when you are frustrated or simply pissed off! Also, people are generally interested in learning words or phrases of other languages. Learning a new language shows you a new way of seeing the world. But it should not be boring. It should be fun and creative. What a better way of doing that than by injecting a foreign-language translation of the swear words in this adult coloring book. People who are learning a new language are just as curious to seek out profanity as well. Profanity, swear, curse, dirty words, whatever you want to call it is - special. It is a window to cultural expression. Note: This is also available in other languages. Click author's name for more info. tags: swear words coloring book, job stress,adult coloring swear words,adult coloring books, dirtyadult coloring books,adult coloring books online,adult coloring books animals,adult coloring books mandala,adult coloring books and pencils,curse words,adult coloring books for stress,adult coloring books pages,work stress,work stress management,adult coloring books swear words, stress reliever,adult coloring pages, coloring book pages,unique adult coloring book,burnout,adult colouring book, adult coloring books swear words shut up,stress at work,adult coloring books swear words,coloring books for adults relaxation, stress and work,adult coloring books animals, work stress, translation,bilingual, chinese mandarin, japanese, korean, spanish, french, italian, german, polish, russian, filipino, portuguese,work stress management,reduce stress, burnout,relaxation and stress reduction,swear coloring book, relaxation therapy,diffuse stress,calm down,stress relieving patterns, anti stress management, sweary words adult coloring book,mandalas, relaxation techniques,psychology coloring book,how to relax,calm down books for adults,calm down books for grownups, how to destress,coloring book calm,coloring book happy,coloring book creative,ways to destress,destress coloring book,mindfulness,managing stress,fraud,manage stress,unwind coloring book,dealing with stress,how to reduce stress,occupational stress,over work,coloring books,chill out coloring book,how to calm down,fun adult coloring book,relaxing adult coloring book,wtf,stress free coloring book,calm your nerves,coloring books for adults relaxation,cursing coloring book, adult coloring books relax chill out,calm down for fuck sake,curse coloring book, profanity coloring book,meditation, swear words coloring book,swearing words adult coloring book,work stress,coloring books for grown ups, mindfulness meditation, switch off daily stress, assholes, personal insults, bully-free workplace, bullying, self-awareness, aggression, sarcastic jokes, dignity, pride, calm relief, decrease productivity, productive, comfort zone, thrive at work, motivated, unproductive, satisfied workforce, jerks, bullies, toxic workplace, workplace bullying, work, emotional traps, criticize, destructive, toxic relationship, stop bullying, annoying, control moods, life miserable, jerks, hostile, certified assholes, abuse, positive self-esteem, crass behavior

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 125011991X
Release Date: 2016-04-26
Genre: Humor

Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!