Calm the F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642043
Release Date: 2016-04-21
Genre:

Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Happy F cking Holidays

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher:
ISBN: 1539679373
Release Date: 2016-11-01
Genre:

From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Chill the F ck Out

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642051
Release Date: 2016-09-08
Genre:

From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.

Festive As Fuck a Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book

Author: Cindy Booth
Publisher:
ISBN: 1539989526
Release Date: 2016-11-10
Genre:

Celebrate the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas swear word coloring book for adults, filled with cursing Santas, mean reindeer, sarcastic snowmen, and other holiday-themed illustrations dripping with inappropriate language. With illustrations ranging from simple to complex, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation to help you get through the Christmas season!

French and English a Bilingual Adult Coloring Book on Swear Curse and Dirty Words

Author: A. Wolf
Publisher:
ISBN: 153937338X
Release Date: 2016-10-07
Genre:

Are you having a bad day? Things not working out for you? Annoying people? This adult coloring book is the ideal way to chill-out and calm the mind. Inside this 30 single-sided coloring pages are 'colorful' words you won't normally say but would give you satisfaction when you are frustrated or simply pissed off! Also, people are generally interested in learning words or phrases of other languages. Learning a new language shows you a new way of seeing the world. But it should not be boring. It should be fun and creative. What a better way of doing that than by injecting a foreign-language translation of the swear words in this adult coloring book. People who are learning a new language are just as curious to seek out profanity as well. Profanity, swear, curse, dirty words, whatever you want to call it is - special. It is a window to cultural expression. Note: This is also available in other languages. Click author's name for more info. tags: swear words coloring book, job stress,adult coloring swear words,adult coloring books, dirtyadult coloring books,adult coloring books online,adult coloring books animals,adult coloring books mandala,adult coloring books and pencils,curse words,adult coloring books for stress,adult coloring books pages,work stress,work stress management,adult coloring books swear words, stress reliever,adult coloring pages, coloring book pages,unique adult coloring book,burnout,adult colouring book, adult coloring books swear words shut up,stress at work,adult coloring books swear words,coloring books for adults relaxation, stress and work,adult coloring books animals, work stress, translation,bilingual, chinese mandarin, japanese, korean, spanish, french, italian, german, polish, russian, filipino, portuguese,work stress management,reduce stress, burnout,relaxation and stress reduction,swear coloring book, relaxation therapy,diffuse stress,calm down,stress relieving patterns, anti stress management, sweary words adult coloring book,mandalas, relaxation techniques,psychology coloring book,how to relax,calm down books for adults,calm down books for grownups, how to destress,coloring book calm,coloring book happy,coloring book creative,ways to destress,destress coloring book,mindfulness,managing stress,fraud,manage stress,unwind coloring book,dealing with stress,how to reduce stress,occupational stress,over work,coloring books,chill out coloring book,how to calm down,fun adult coloring book,relaxing adult coloring book,wtf,stress free coloring book,calm your nerves,coloring books for adults relaxation,cursing coloring book, adult coloring books relax chill out,calm down for fuck sake,curse coloring book, profanity coloring book,meditation, swear words coloring book,swearing words adult coloring book,work stress,coloring books for grown ups, mindfulness meditation, switch off daily stress, assholes, personal insults, bully-free workplace, bullying, self-awareness, aggression, sarcastic jokes, dignity, pride, calm relief, decrease productivity, productive, comfort zone, thrive at work, motivated, unproductive, satisfied workforce, jerks, bullies, toxic workplace, workplace bullying, work, emotional traps, criticize, destructive, toxic relationship, stop bullying, annoying, control moods, life miserable, jerks, hostile, certified assholes, abuse, positive self-esteem, crass behavior

Adult Coloring Books Southern Swears

Author: I. Love Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 153299530X
Release Date: 2016-05-04
Genre:

"Colorful" sayings from the South fill the pages of Southern Swears, a new adult coloring book from I Love Coloring. They are meant for entertainment purposes and are not intended to cause harm, or insult anyone (OK they are definitely intended to insult, but in a "nice" way). Sometimes after a long hard day you just need to relax. To sit back with a glass of sweet tea and color the things you really want to say to all those people who ticked you off, bless their hearts. Southern Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your own southern belle or good ol'boy. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages while you rant and relax. Then sit back and sigh "Hell Yeah" for a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns... Each with its own sassy quip like "Kiss My Grits," "He's dumber than a tick on a dead dog," and my personal favorite, "I'm fixin' to throw a hissy fit!" 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings from south of the Mason-Dixon line incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Southern Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! Enjoy y'all! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for young'uns (children)."

Sad Truths Mandala Edition

Author: The Rude The Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530425026
Release Date: 2016-03-08
Genre:

***30 original sad truths and mandala coloring designs in all!*** Sometimes, a positive affirmation just won't do. This coloring book is for those days when only the sad truth will do, like: Your imagination will lead you down many useless paths. Life is the most difficult exam. And you just failed. You are safe in the arms of the universe. Until you get sucked into a black hole. Dream big. Dreams are all you have. Your life is the result of the choices everyone else makes for you. All pages are printed single-sided for a great coloring experience. Every mandala design is original and cannot be found in other coloring books or on stock photo sites. If you love Calm the Fuck Down and Chill the Fuck Out, irreverent adult coloring books by Sasha O'Hara, try Sad Truths! If you love the Sweary books and Memos to Shitty People by James Alexander, try Sad Truths! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

Bah Fucking Humbug Release Your Inner Scrooge

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1539699544
Release Date: 2016-10-22
Genre:

Need to unwind during the 'hustle and bustle' of the holiday season? Need the perfect gift for your family, friends, co-workers, or gift exchanges? Or, is 'jingle bells' starting to piss you off? Bah Fucking Humbug, the latest adult coloring book from best-selling illustrator John T, is jam-packed with fun coloring pages including: Coloring pages include: Cheap Ass Wrapping Paper, Shitty Xmas Cards, 'midnight edition' coloring pages (designs printed on black backgrounds), holiday cookie typography, and more! Get a copy of Bah Fucking Humbug for yourself and a copy for your family, friends, co-workers, and gift exchanges!

Chill the F ck Out

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 1250116406
Release Date: 2016-04-12
Genre: Humor

Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through

Fuck Off I m Coloring

Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604336617
Release Date: 2016-09-06
Genre: Humor

Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 153777915X
Release Date: 2016-09-21
Genre:

Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

Cheer the F ck Up

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1534602089
Release Date: 2016-06-28
Genre:

From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com

BULLSHIT 50 Swear Words to Color Your Anger Away

Author: Randy Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 1520548753
Release Date: 2017-03-01
Genre:

Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper

Fuck That Stress Midnight Edition

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533416869
Release Date: 2016-05-26
Genre:

Sometimes no matter what you do to calm down, regular shit just doesn't cut it. You feel stressed, tired and just want to destroy everything that's in your path. You want to relax, but coloring some cute rabbits or cats just doesn't do the trick. That's when it's time to take this book and say "FUCK THAT STRESS"! Whether you want to relax in style, unleash your inner artist, or give an amazing sweary gift to you friends and relatives, your boss or random weirdos on the street, this coloring book is a perfect choice. Here's a little info about this sweary coloring book: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate black Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Receive Free Coloring Pages at www.ffelife.com/midnightbonus Take a look at some of the phrases you'll be coloring inside this midnight swear word coloring book: When I get older than you I'll beat you up! I'll hit you so hard it'll make your grandma hurt. I'm going to go grab some switches and beat your britches If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. I hope you have bad sex I fart in your general direction Life isn't easy, but your mom is. The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage. I will dress you as a lettuce and feed you to the snails; it will be a very slow death. I will shit on everything you love. The reason I swear so much is because fuck you. I will punch you in the dick with a cactus. I hope you get hit by a UFO. I will shove a shark up your uterus! I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass I'll be running marathons out of your mouth! I'll hit your shit. Fuck you with a rock. I'll spit on your toothbrush while you sleep! I will tie you down and make you do acid. I hope you step on a lego. Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your father pulled out early. You are about as useful as a knitted condom. You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! Eat a hobo's dick cheese In total, you will find 30 swear word coloring pages that would allow you to calm down and have fun doing it. Order now and start coloring your stress away! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to see what's hiding inside TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell

50 Shades Of Bullsh t

Author: Alex Fleming
Publisher:
ISBN: 2376190002
Release Date: 2016-05-04
Genre: Art

- Do you have an annoying, incompetent coworker or neighbor? - Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? - Have you ever heard of 50 Shades Of Grey? Let me present you 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t, a delectable adult coloring book that is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed, fitting all skill levels and making it perfect to use with your favorite coloring supplies. On your irreverent journey, you will find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many other things you sometimes want to say but won't say in public. So find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy the sassy adult coloring journey. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: - Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside The Book - Link To Receive My Last Book For Free