Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.
Author: Swear Word Swear Word Coloring Book
Release Date: 2016-03-09
New Release Sweary Colouring Book for Adults Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with kittens, puppies, and other annoying baby animals. * Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion, so you can print extra copies. This is the original and very first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones.
A new collection of 20 stunning Hand curated Swear words Designed For Everyone who love the F-Bomb Words. Detach yourself from everyday distractions and unwind with this Unimaginable and Hilarious #Swearwords that will keep you focused and entertained. These 20 Unique #Swearwords Designs in this book vary from minimal detail to highly detailed, making it perfect for markers, fine tip pens, and color pencils.
Author: Randy Johnson
Release Date: 2017-03-01
Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
This highly anticipated print collection gathers articles published in the much-loved International Journal of Proof-of-Concept or Get The Fuck Out. PoC||GTFO follows in the tradition of Phrack and Uninformed by publishing on the subjects of offensive security research, reverse engineering, and file format internals. Until now, the journal has only been available online or printed and distributed for free at hacker conferences worldwide. Consistent with the journal's quirky, biblical style, this book comes with all the trimmings: a leatherette cover, ribbon bookmark, bible paper, and gilt-edged pages. The book features more than 80 technical essays from numerous famous hackers, authors of classics like "Reliable Code Execution on a Tamagotchi," "ELFs are Dorky, Elves are Cool," "Burning a Phone," "Forget Not the Humble Timing Attack," and "A Sermon on Hacker Privilege." Twenty-four full-color pages by Ange Albertini illustrate many of the clever tricks described in the text.
Author: I. Love Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-05-12
Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."
From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Witty, compelling fantasy recounts a time-traveler's adventures through a supernatural dreamscape, his romances with famous women, and his confrontations with God and the Devil. Thirteen full-page illustrations by Frank C. Papé.
A #1 Indie Next Pick and LibraryReads Selection Magic, adventure, mystery, and romance combine in this epic debut in which a young princess must reclaim her dead mother’s throne, learn to be a ruler—and defeat the Red Queen, a powerful and malevolent sorceress determined to destroy her. On her nineteenth birthday, Princess Kelsea Raleigh Glynn, raised in exile, sets out on a perilous journey back to the castle of her birth to ascend her rightful throne. Plain and serious, a girl who loves books and learning, Kelsea bears little resemblance to her mother, the vain and frivolous Queen Elyssa. But though she may be inexperienced and sheltered, Kelsea is not defenseless: Around her neck hangs the Tearling sapphire, a jewel of immense magical power; and accompanying her is the Queen’s Guard, a cadre of brave knights led by the enigmatic and dedicated Lazarus. Kelsea will need them all to survive a cabal of enemies who will use every weapon—from crimson-caped assassins to the darkest blood magic—to prevent her from wearing the crown. Despite her royal blood, Kelsea feels like nothing so much as an insecure girl, a child called upon to lead a people and a kingdom about which she knows almost nothing. But what she discovers in the capital will change everything, confronting her with horrors she never imagined. An act of singular daring will throw Kelsea’s kingdom into tumult, unleashing the vengeance of the tyrannical ruler of neighboring Mortmesne: the Red Queen, a sorceress possessed of the darkest magic. Now Kelsea will begin to discover whom among the servants, aristocracy, and her own guard she can trust. But the quest to save her kingdom and meet her destiny has only just begun—a wondrous journey of self-discovery and a trial by fire that will make her a legend . . . if she can survive. This book will be a beautifully designed package with illustrated endpapers, a map of the Tearling, and a ribbon marker.
Author: Jason Matthews
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date: 2016-06-28
"Captain Dominika Egorova of the Russian Intelligence Service (SVR) has returned from the West to Moscow. She despises the men she serves, the oligarchs, and crooks, and thugs of Putin’s Russia. What no one knows is that Dominika is working for the CIA as Washington’s most sensitive penetration of SVR and the Kremlin. As she expertly dodges exposure, Dominika deals with a murderously psychotic boss; survives an Iranian assassination attempt; escapes a counterintelligence ambush; rescues an arrested agent and exfiltrates him out of Russia; and has a chilling midnight conversation in her nightgown with President Putin. Complicating these risks is the fact that Dominika is in love with her CIA handler, Nate Nash, and their lust is as dangerous as committing espionage in Moscow. And when a mole in the SVR finds Dominika’s name on a restricted list of sources, it is a virtual death sentence ..."--Amazon website.
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-10-22
Need to unwind during the 'hustle and bustle' of the holiday season? Need the perfect gift for your family, friends, co-workers, or gift exchanges? Or, is 'jingle bells' starting to piss you off? Bah Fucking Humbug, the latest adult coloring book from best-selling illustrator John T, is jam-packed with fun coloring pages including: Coloring pages include: Cheap Ass Wrapping Paper, Shitty Xmas Cards, 'midnight edition' coloring pages (designs printed on black backgrounds), holiday cookie typography, and more! Get a copy of Bah Fucking Humbug for yourself and a copy for your family, friends, co-workers, and gift exchanges!
Let's face it; you're going to have a shitty day. Whether it's coming from someone or something, stress gets the best of all of us. Why should you have to keep it in and wait for it to pass? Color what you want to say with our adult coloring book! With numerous designs and naughty phrases to choose from our book, you'll find the best damn phrase that fits the kind of day you're having. Express how you feel about the neighbor's dog, bad grades and more. Color the stress out with bold designs that will relax the rage that's inside you. Everyone enjoys to color, now you get to color what's on your fucking mind! TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
I was 12 years old when the world ended. For eight years I’ve survived in this crap-hole once known as earth. Fighting the alien parasite that mutated most of the population into blood-thirsty freaks, while the rest of us became the lunch special on their alien menu. Now things are changing, and not for the better. The parasite is evolving. Becoming smarter, stronger, and deadlier. They’ve already stolen everything from me. My home. My family. Even the man I loved. It’s time for this bullshit to end once and for all. My name is Bixby and I’m the resistance. Mature themes. 17+ Rating.
Sometimes no matter what you do to calm down, regular shit just doesn't cut it. You feel stressed, tired and just want to destroy everything that's in your path. You want to relax, but coloring some cute rabbits or cats just doesn't do the trick. That's when it's time to take this book and say "FUCK THAT STRESS"! Whether you want to relax in style, unleash your inner artist, or give an amazing sweary gift to you friends and relatives, your boss or random weirdos on the street, this coloring book is a perfect choice. Here's a little info about this sweary coloring book: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate black Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Receive Free Coloring Pages at www.ffelife.com/midnightbonus Take a look at some of the phrases you'll be coloring inside this midnight swear word coloring book: When I get older than you I'll beat you up! I'll hit you so hard it'll make your grandma hurt. I'm going to go grab some switches and beat your britches If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. I hope you have bad sex I fart in your general direction Life isn't easy, but your mom is. The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage. I will dress you as a lettuce and feed you to the snails; it will be a very slow death. I will shit on everything you love. The reason I swear so much is because fuck you. I will punch you in the dick with a cactus. I hope you get hit by a UFO. I will shove a shark up your uterus! I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass I'll be running marathons out of your mouth! I'll hit your shit. Fuck you with a rock. I'll spit on your toothbrush while you sleep! I will tie you down and make you do acid. I hope you step on a lego. Time I'm done with you, you're gonna wish your father pulled out early. You are about as useful as a knitted condom. You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside. Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face! Eat a hobo's dick cheese In total, you will find 30 swear word coloring pages that would allow you to calm down and have fun doing it. Order now and start coloring your stress away! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to see what's hiding inside TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell