Author: I. P. Happy
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2017-03-06
How do Easter bunnies leave a room ? Through the egg-sit! There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Easter with 'Easter jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family. Not only does this book have over 150 laugh out loud jokes, but it also has a bonus section with Easter colouring in pictures and exciting puzzles.
Author: Ryan O. Williams
Release Date: 2014-03-31
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
BOOK 6 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMSOver one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Easter Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.Have fun and laugh!BONUS CONTENTPlus + 18 from: 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes Book 1Plus + 25 from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2Plus + 25 from:104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 3Plus + 18 from: 104 New Year's Knock Knock Jokes Book 4
Knock, knock Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be in the Easter parade. Get ready to crack up with more than two dozen egg-citing Easter knock-knock jokes in this egg-straordinary lift-the-flap book. Hop along with a bunch of funny bunnies and enjoy an egg hunt, a parade, and more. You'll just dye laughing!
In these Easter-themed stories, preschoolers can fill in the blanks with 140 stickers featuring pictures with corresponding words. Plus, each story is accompanied by a coordinating coloring page. It's the perfect introduction to reading - as well as a great Easter basket goodie!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas! Peas who? Peas be my Valentine! Valentine's Day is sweeter than ever in this hearty collection of knock-knock jokes. Lift the flaps and laugh your heart out with a group of kids and a pair of lovesick hamsters. You'll be tickled pink!
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER & NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Shocked by the teenage violence she witnessed during the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles, Erin Gruwell became a teacher at a high school rampant with hostility and racial intolerance. For many of these students–whose ranks included substance abusers, gang members, the homeless, and victims of abuse–Gruwell was the first person to treat them with dignity, to believe in their potential and help them see it themselves. Soon, their loyalty towards their teacher and burning enthusiasm to help end violence and intolerance became a force of its own. Inspired by reading The Diary of Anne Frank and meeting Zlata Filipovic (the eleven-year old girl who wrote of her life in Sarajevo during the civil war), the students began a joint diary of their inner-city upbringings. Told through anonymous entries to protect their identities and allow for complete candor, The Freedom Writers Diary is filled with astounding vignettes from 150 students who, like civil rights activist Rosa Parks and the Freedom Riders, heard society tell them where to go–and refused to listen. Proceeds from this book benefit the Freedom Writers Foundation, an organization set up to provide scholarships for underprivieged youth and to train teachers
"Easter Jokes for Kids" is a funny visual jokes book for kids about Easter, Easter animals and Easter eggs. What do you call an egg from outer space? (An "Egg-stra terrestrial") Do you know how the Easter bunny stays fit? (By doing EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!) With over 50 illustrated pages of funny jokes for kids, "Easter Jokes for Kids" will 'crack' you up. Every joke is illustrated with two drawings! One drawing is for the joke question and one is for the punch line. This way kids can guess the answer to the joke before reading the answer. Telling a good joke is like have a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and set them at ease. Preachers, motivational speakers, and salesmen are usually good joke tellers. Kids can practice their joke telling skills as they learn the jokes in this book.
Author: Tom Nick Cocotos
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Release Date: 2012
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
Presents more than one hundred fifty stories of stupid criminals and the crimes they committed, detailing how they eventually got caught, and provides information on strange food crimes, wacky laws, and animal crimes.
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date: 2010-08-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
Anyone that has read NAKED and BARREL FEVER, or heard David Sedaris speaking live or on the radio will tell you that a new collection from him is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris from New York inspired these hilarious new pieces, including 'Me Talk Pretty One Day', about his attempts to learn French from a sadistic teacher who declares that 'every day spent with you is like having a caesarean section'. His family is another inspiration. 'You Can't Kill the Rooster' is a portrait of his brother, who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers of food and cashiers with six-inch fingernails.
Author: Jan & Mike Berenstain
Release Date: 2012-01-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
The Bear cubs are candy-crazy this Easter! But Missus Ursula and some Sunday school students tell the cubs about Jesus’s resurrection and show them that salvation is much sweeter than candy! Includes a sheet of colorful stickers!
Author: Jeff Kinney
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
Release Date: 2009
Genre: Children's stories
Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways... somebody just better tell Greg's dad that. Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to toughen up and he enlists Greg in organised sports and other 'manly' endeavours. Thus far, Greg manages to side-step his father's efforts, then comes the threat of military school and Greg realises, he has to shape up or ship out!
The Comeback Kid will be the first biography of Robert Downey Jr. A Detailed and authoritative account of the life, career, stardom and controversy of Robert Downey JR - one of Hollywood's most popular, and gifted, actors of recent times. A behind-the-scenes look on the making of his most famous and infamous movies, talking to the people closest to him, from actors and directors to those he has encountered during his trips to the dark side. "I've always felt like an outsider in this industry. Because I'm so insane I guess." - Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr's life isn't a movie - but it could be. Now one of the biggest box office stars in the world thanks to Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes, he's come a long way since his early days as a rising actor amidst the Brat Pack of the Eighties, as well as stints on Saturday Night Live and Ally McBeal. His incredible journey has also encompassed prison and drug addiction - experiences which left him just one bad choice away from death. Funny, definitive and entertaining, this is the first book that dares to glimpse inside the psyche of a brilliant and complex icon of our times.