F ck You Pay Me

Author: Vanguard Notebooks
ISBN: 172101828X
Release Date: 2018-06-11

Motivational Composition Book Motivational and Inspirational Quotes bring out the best in people. Get up every morning, work in your journal and you will notice that your entire day goes smoother! Just for you, and all our fellow positivity and entrepreneurial lovers, we at Vanguard Notebooks hand-designed an entire range of motivational quotes with empowering passion. So whether it's for work, college, home or pleasure this Motivational Notebook will meet your needs. The perfect positive composition book for anyone with an entrepreneurial or creative spirit. This paperback notebook has plain blank paper, with 150 pages (75 spreads), measuring at 8.5 x 11 inch. ** Also available as 1⁄2 & 1⁄4 Inch Dot Grid and College-Ruled composition book --- check out our Author Page** This numbered blank page notebook, with high-quality paper, is the perfect fit for doodles, journaling and creativity. A gorgeous, hand-designed cover that is suited for all purposes and with the ideal size so it fits perfectly into your bag. Enjoy these 150 off-white, plain blank pages to let all your creative juices flow. Our notebooks and journals are the perfect gift for any occasion, especially as Christmas gifts, for both friends and family! Composition Book Features: Size: 8.5 x 11 inch Paper: Numbered blank pages on white paper Pages: 150 off-white sturdy pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Buy this hand-designed Inspirational Composition Book today and receive fast delivery service from Amazon. Visit our Author page for many more journal and notebook designs.

F ck You Pay Me 2019 Planner

Author: Vanguard Notebooks
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 172630387X
Release Date: 2018-08-31

Motivational Planner 2019 Our fresh, stylish motivational 2019 planners are finally here! Gorgeous and hand-designed by our designers at Vanguard Notebooks they hold everything your heart desires; 2019 vision boards, to-do lists, notes, weekly, monthly and yearly calendar views and inspirational quotes! Perfect to keep track of all your to-do's, meetings, passions and others throughout the entire year. Our range of 12-month planners are an absolute must-have for school, college, home and work! **Contains: 2019 vision board, yearly monthly and daily planner, weekly to-do lists, inspirational quotes and 20+ college ruled notes pages** This on-trend weekly planner has clean weekly spreads with plenty of space to write your weekly to do lists, personal goals and much more. The stylish and clean design will help you stay focussed on your objectives and passions. The 2019 weekly view diary has inspirational quotes throughout the planner to keep your going strong all-year round and boost your motivation. It also contains 20+ college ruled notes pages for jotting, doodling and personal notes. Better get out the markers and washi tape! 2019 Planner Features: 8.5 x 11 in dimensions - perfect for putting in your bag, tote or purse - ample space for setting meetings, journalling or note taking High-quality, sturdy off-white paper 2019 vision board to help you achieve your goals Clean yearly and weekly calendar views to help you plan your year ahead Weekly to-do lists, funny holidays and inspirational quotes to boost productivity Weekly view with plenty of space to write down your daily plans and goals Notes section (20+ pg's) to scribble down your brilliant ideas and plans Durable and stylish printed matte finish cover to protect your planner Designed and printed in USA Perfect Christmas gift or stocking filler for friends and family Buy this hand-designed Inspirational 2019 Planner now and receive the fast delivery services from Amazon. Visit our author page for dozens of other stylish 2019 planners, journals and notebook designs.

F Ck You Pay Me

Author: Lou Bortone
ISBN: 1974168727
Release Date: 2017-08

F*ck You, Pay Me! is a delightful "kids" book for grown ups. Based on a true story, F*ck You, Pay Me! provides a message of courage and hope to millions of hardworking freelancers, work-at-home moms and dads, and entrepreneurs just trying to get paid for their work.

F ck I m in My Twenties

Author: Emma Koenig
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452110530
Release Date: 2012-08-22
Genre: Humor

Everyone has that moment—the realization that adulthood has arrived, like a runaway train, and there's no getting out of its way. From the hit Tumblr blog of the same name, F*ck! I'm in My Twenties perfectly captures the new generation currently testing the waters of post-college reality. Quick-witted and self-deprecating, the author pens irreverent missives, DIY diagrams, illustrations, and tongue-in-cheek checklists that chronicle her experience as a twenty-something living in the big city. Including the best of her beloved blog, plus over 50% new material, this is a perfect humor impulse buy for anyone who has a love-hate relationship with their twenties.

Fuck You Your Honor

Author: Craig Chambers
ISBN: 0692831592
Release Date: 2017-06-05
Genre: Fiction

F*ck You, Your Honor is a satirical novel about a lawyer who is ordered to write a book about the "dignity and integrity" of the legal system in order to hopefully save his law license.

F ck Feelings

Author: Michael Bennett, MD
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781476789996
Release Date: 2015-09
Genre: Psychology

The only self-help book you'll ever need, from a psychiatrist and his comedy writer daughter, who will help you put aside your unrealistic wishes, stop trying to change things you can't change, and do the best with what you can control—the first steps to managing all of life's impossible problems. Need to stop screwing up? Feel like you're under a loser's curse? Work with an ass? Want to clear your name or get justice, rescue an addicted person, get closure after childhood abuse, get a lover to commit, not ruin your kid? Although other self-help books claim to reveal the path to happiness, F*ck Feelings warns that convincing yourself that there is such a path will actually lead you to feel like a true failure. What the Bennetts can promise you is that you can manage any situation life throws at you if you can keep your sense of humor, bend your wishes to fit reality, restrain your feelings, manage bad behavior, and do what you think is right. Life is hard. It's not fair. Our feelings cloud our rationality, and we become tangled in our efforts to achieve the impossible or change the unchangeable. In this groundbreaking, entirely sensible, and funny book, the Bennetts open the shrinks' secret solution manual and show you how to find a new kind of freedom by working toward realistic goals and doing the best with what you can control. They address the most common problems Dr. Bennett's patients bring to his private practice—problems with family, love, work, self-esteem, garden variety assholes, and more—and give you a script for going forward. With no-bullshit advice from a Harvard-educated shrink freed of all jargon and patronization by his smart-ass, comedy writer daughter,F*ck Feelings is the cut-to-the-chase therapy session you've been looking for.

Design is a Job

Publisher: Ingram
ISBN: 1937557049
Release Date: 2012
Genre: Designer

From contracts to selling design, from working with clients to working with each other, this brief book is packed with knowledge you cant afford not to know.

Go the F k to Sleep

Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 9781453224748
Release Date: 2011-06-14
Genre: Humor

A laugh-out-loud, adults-only bedtime story for parents familiar with the age-old struggle of putting their kids to bed “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

F ck Love

Author: Michael Bennett, MD
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781501140570
Release Date: 2017-01-31
Genre: Psychology

From the brilliant New York Times bestselling authors of the “refreshingly blunt” (Harper’s Bazaar) F*ck Feelings—this seriously irreverent roadmap reveals the essentials to look for when you're done being suckered by the promise of true love and want help seeking a real, lasting relationship. Many people have opinions on the subject of romantic relationships—why they’re so hard to find, so difficult to maintain, so easily analogized to planets and pets—but the real source of trouble isn’t too complicated: it’s that we are choosing our partners based on love, excitement, lust, attraction, neediness…on feelings. Instead of helping readers find true love (also known as “total bullshit”), Dr. Michael Bennett and his comedy-writing daughter Sarah reveal the practical, commonsense criteria for good partnerships that will allow real love to develop, even after the romance has died down or been buried completely. Finding a good partner involves losing preconceived notions about who your dream date might be, so the Bennetts helpfully appraise the pros and cons of eight traits people most commonly seek: charisma, beauty, chemistry, communication, sense of humor, family stability, intelligence, and wealth. They suggest you’ll have better luck finding a partner in a bar, online, or on a date arranged by your chiropractor if you focus on ideas like mutual attraction and respect and common interests and common goals. With helpful quizzes, case studies inspired by Dr. Bennett’s practice, and unscientific flow charts, F*ck Love is packed with enough advice and wisdom to help you avoid the relationship nightmares that led you to this book in the first place.

F ck Y u

Author: Rankin
ISBN: 0957213557
Release Date: 2014-10-15
Genre: Photography

Insults fly on every page of Rankin s forthcoming book. What a fucking rude bunch these celebrities are! Fuck You Rankin collates Rankin s most iconic shots. Each portrait sees the famed photographer being given the one finger salute by some of his boldest subjects. The series of notoriously cheeky photographs, exclusive outtakes from a number of shoots, sees the likes of Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Robbie Williams and Heidi Klum (you know the shot) flipping the bird left, right and centre. And what is the relevance of this obscene Western hand gesture? Is it really that obscene? Well, history states that this very rude finger is a symbol of a handful of topics unsuitable for the dinner table. So, Rankin being Rankin, thought he d curate a book of many famous middle fingers. How rude! Starring: Dizee Rascal, Cheryl Cole, Abbey Clancey, Damian Lewis, Damien Hirst, Katy Perry, Keith Richards, Miley Cyrus, Ray Winstone, Robbie Williams, Ronnie Wood and many more."

The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F ck

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 9780316270731
Release Date: 2015-12-29
Genre: Humor

THE "GENIUS" (Cosmopolitan) NATIONAL BESTSELLER ON THE ART OF CARING LESS AND GETTING MORE--FROM THE AUTHOR OF GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER AND YOU DO YOU Are you stressed out, overbooked, and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? It's time to stop giving a f*ck. This brilliant, hilarious, and practical parody of Marie Kondo's bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt--and give your f*cks instead to people and things that make you happy. The easy-to-use, two-step NotSorry Method for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f*ck about: Family drama Having a "bikini body" Iceland Co-workers' opinions, pets, and children And other bullsh*t! And it will free you to spend your time, energy, and money on the things that really matter. So what are you waiting for? Stop giving a f*ck and start living your best life today!

Fuck This Book

Author: Bodhi Oser
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811850728
Release Date: 2005-07-28
Genre: Humor

Presents a collection of images of real public signs and billboards that have been altered by stickers bearing profane four-letter words.

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 9780062457738
Release Date: 2016-09-13
Genre: Self-Help

#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 1 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.


Author: Brittany IRL.
ISBN: OCLC:1046657251
Release Date:
Genre: Internet pornography

An honest, straight-to-the-point guide on getting into the business of being a cam girl. Brittany says: "GET FUCKING PAID for the kind of shit you're already good at." This small, fiesty zine is more about getting into the mindset of the business and finding the best, most lucrative avenues for your time.-page 1

Brutal Cessation

Author: Milly Thomas
Publisher: Oberon Books
ISBN: 9781786822741
Release Date: 2017-09-28
Genre: Drama

A relationship rotting. Purgatory. Is having no reason to stay a reason to leave? At what point does the abuser become the abused? And why aren't we more afraid of women? Two actors, one couple, swapping roles. A savage new play exploring violence in relationships, our expectations of gender and what happens when we're no longer in love but refuse to let go.