JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk
Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-02-07
Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander
The PMS Coloring Book by Cynthia Van Edwards [MATURE CONTENT] This is a coloring book devoted to each and every woman on the planet earth who must, at some point, face the realities of P.M.S. For some it isn't a big deal, but for the other 99.96% of us... it hurts like a mother-f'er. So get out your pens, sharpies, markers, colored pencils, or lipstick and let's bring out those thoughts and feelings so that we don't murder those closest to us during that time of the month when Lucifer seems to we washing out our insides. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. This is the Midnight BLACK edition, which uses open Black backgrounds so that your colors literally pop off the page and you can walk around like a lazy eyes psycho and show people what you did last night when you weren't going batshit crazy! What you're left with are really unique and beautiful pieces of art. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience
Papercutting is an ancient, elegant art that dates almost as far back as the creation of paper itself. In today’s multicultural world, papercutting embraces any number of themes, designs, and images. It is an all-inclusive art that requires few tools and minimal materials. All one needs is instruction and inspiration, both of which are found in good measure in The Art of Papercutting. The book includes more than 20 projects that feature a range of sizes, subject matters, and techniques. Every project features step-by-step photographs and numerous helpful hints.
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-05-25
Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-03-08
Strange Paradise: A Collection of Swear Word Coloring Book Pages for Adults. For fans of Adult coloring books! Get free printable coloring pages at www.swearwordcoloringbook.com! Over 35 original swear word coloring book designs Includes a variety of styles and design so it's not the same design throughout Get the latest swear word coloring book! In this cuss word coloring book you will find some of the most memorable designs and swear words. It's a 'strange paradise' when you take adult coloring and decide to mix in few swear words. Or, a lot.But, why not? Think about it. Have a bad day? Do you really think coloring mandalas or paisleys only is going to feel THAT much better? Sure, maybe a little. But throw in a good old fashioned 'F*ck,' color that son of a b*tch, and then tell me 'How do you feel?'Strange Paradise is jam packed with a variety of swear words and phrases for a variety of situations. In other words, we got you covered.Get in a fight with a significant other or family member Or, are you pissed at a co-worker and want to tell them to take a fucking hike? Whip out the crayons, colored pencils, or markers, because THAT page is ready for you.Did your 'mini me' miss the toilet while taking a poop? "I Need a F*cking Drink" just might be the swear word coloring book page you will want to color.Oh, and did someone try to talk sassy to you and you just weren't having it? "Shut your f*cking trap" may provide hours of relief.At any rate, you are bound to find a swear word, phrase, and design to suit you and your situation and needs.This swear word coloring book has over 35 original adult coloring book designs and more than 35 swear words. Each coloring book page is creatively designed by creative John T.John T started illustrating adult coloring books in 2015 and found a home in the swear word coloring book niche. He is very active in the Sweary Words Adult Coloring Worldwide Facebook Group. You can find more information about him and the books the swear word coloring books that he creates at: www.swearwordcoloringbook.com.
Author: Swear and Swear and Relax
Release Date: 2016-02-15
Swear and Relax Coloring Book for Adults Do you ever feel STRESSED? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Is that teacher just not making any sense? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR, and we have the ultimate solution... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Swear and Relax. Color designs featuring humorous and inappropriate swear words, each page full of flowers, mandalas, cats, dogs, or other cute animals, all while letting the steam out. After all, nothing goes better with the f-word than a mandala! Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book features: 24 original SWEAR AND RELAX designs Single-sided pages 8.5" x 11" book size Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. WARNING: This swear word coloring book contains ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.
Author: Heather Land
Release Date: 2016-01-27
Are you easily offended? Then exit immediately! This book is full of the filthiest swear words imaginable. If you curse like a sailor and don't give two f*cks about what people think, this book is perfect for you! The book has 30 different pages to cover. The pages are single sided so you can easily use markers and gel pens.
AMAZON BEST SELLER | 2016 BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist Jade Summer is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book includes the following swear word phrases: PISS OFF FUCK YOU SCREW THAT FUCKING RETARD BUMBLEFUCK YOU'RE A DUMBASS KISS MY ASS GO FUCK YOURSELF CHECK OUT MY TITS POOR BASTARD QUEEN BITCH FUCKING AWESOME STOP IT ASSHOLE DITCH THE BITCH TOTAL SLUT SEXIEST WOMAN EVER GO TO HELL THAT'S BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER WHAT A SKANK LICK THIS PRICK THIS SUCKS EAT MY PUSSY WHAT A COCKTARD SLOPPY CUNT Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $6.00, 60% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.
Author: Alex Stallman
Release Date: 2016-07-15
LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! Great value (Regular $ 12.99 ) Spanish Swear Word: 40 Unique Designs on Black Paper ! For grown ups who like to swear and color! Introducing New best selling adult coloring book printed on black paper. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. The perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. *Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children. Spanish Swear Word Coloring Book: Contains hilarious swear words. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level.. 40 Sweary Designs : Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Single-Sided Pages Printed on black paper List of Spanish Swear Words: Asgueroso Cabron Conchuda Pendejo Jamon Falo Puta Follar Gilipollas !Caray! Perra Come mierda lImbecil Jode Cagada Jodete! Cantamananas Malparido Chingar Baboso Chungo Manajar Pajuo Culo Marica Cutre Pene Bruja Almeja and others TAGS: spanish swear word coloring, sweary coloring, sweary book, sweary words coloring book, sweary words,spanish swearing coloring book,sweary adult coloring book,adult coloring books, swear word mandala, swear word gifts, adult swear word coloring book,sweary adult coloring, sweary boook, sweary designs, meditation coloring book
Zombie Girlz Coloring Book for Zombie Lovers. Artist Deborah Muller brings her whimsical style to this funny and unique book with pinup style Zombie Girlz. Sexy, cute, creepy and fun pictures to color and enjoy this Halloween or any time of the year. A must have for any Zombie lover. 24 pages, professionally printed, one sided and beautifully illustrated.