Adult Coloring Books

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Adult Coloring Books
ISBN: 1944575618
Release Date: 2016-05-29
Genre: Art

Halloween Coloring Book for Adults A new collection of 25 stunning images inspired by Halloween Designs, Sugar skull and Pumpkin Doodles in floral patterns. Detach yourself from everyday distractions and unwind with detailed images that will keep you focused and entertained. This Halloween Coloring Book Contains Mind-boggling Designs, ranging from minimal detail to highly detailed. Also, Printed One per Page, making it perfect for markers, fine tip pens, and color pencils. After Coloring You'll Have a great piece of art to frame or give as Gift to friends, family or loved one. The Possibilities Are Endless!

Calm the F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642043
Release Date: 2016-04-21
Genre:

Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults

Author: Sweary Coloring Sweary Coloring Book
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1522998632
Release Date: 2016-01-01
Genre:

This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to calm the fuck down, cool down, and relax. Requirements: a sense of sweary humor. Color the swears you can't say to your shitty boss, neighbor, ex, you name it. A Coloring Book for Adults Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear Word is Designed with Cats, Dogs, Leaves, Flowers, Motifs, and Patterns Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and Kindle Matchbook Edition The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Receive Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Click on Look Inside to get your bonus printable swear words while you wait for your print edition to arrive in the mail! The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with kittens, puppies, and other annoying baby animals. * Original Sweary Designs* Single-Sided Pages* Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11"* Printed on white paper* Includes digital printable edition inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the original and very first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see a few of the words on the back: What's Inside * Moron* Bitch* Cocklump* Bastard* Asshole* Bullshit* Cum Dumpster* Shitfaced* Fuckwit* Cuntface* Fuck!* Dumbcunt* Fucking* Motherfucker Bonus Illustrations: * Sneaky Animal #1* Sneaky Animal #2* Sneaky Animal #3* Fuck (full-page illustration) Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. The book includes a downloadable PDF that gives you access to all of the book's designs, so you can print out extra copies and share them with friends. Inside the book, you'll also find three beautiful animal designs... this is a sneak peek from the upcoming coloring book of sneaky animals. The book also includes a bonus downloadable PDF with 10 extra-filthy swear words, available for free. This is the first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones. Copies sell out quickly, so don't forget to grab your copy today! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute animals on the cover. Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford

Release Your Anger Midnight Edition

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1532700008
Release Date: 2016-04-12
Genre:

The #1 Bestselling Swear Word Coloring Book Introducing the world's first swear word coloring book printed on black paper. You've never experienced anything like this before. This bestselling adult coloring book features 40 classic swear words. Using this beautiful midnight edition will make your designs vibrant with color. Never again worry about coloring inside the lines... let the black paper take care of it! Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! What's Inside * 40 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) * Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details * Each Swear Word Is Printed on Black Paper * Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... List of Words * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit * Fucktard * Dipshit * Shit-a-brick * Wanker * Beaver Dam * Cum Guzzler * Cuntcake * Asshat * Gutter Slut * Skank * Prick * Slutbag * Moron * Fuck Off * Idiot * Twunt * Dickhead * Cockbag * Fucknugget * Cunt Muffin Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Release Your Anger. Color designs featuring both classic swear words like "Bullshit" and more creative ones like "Cum Guzzler". Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while letting the steam out. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Designs Printed on Black Paper * 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. Preview the book at swearybook.com/midnight For business enquiries, contact [email protected] TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

Memos to Shitty People

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530790611
Release Date: 2016-03-31
Genre:

A Stress-Relieving Hilarious Coloring Book * Do you have a terrible, incompetent neighbor? * Does your annoying coworker never shut up? * Do you have to deal with shitty people every day? * Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Memos to Shitty People, an adult coloring book. Color designs featuring humorous and delightfully vulgar phrases like "Seriously, Bitch?" and "Oh look... the fuck-up fairy has visited!". Each page is replete with cute innocent animals, hidden critters, beautiful flowers and foliage... color away while letting the steam out. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * More Than 30 Delightful Phrases to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Hidden Critters to Find Amongst the Leaves! * Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. TAGS: adult coloring books, adult coloring book, coloring books for grown-ups, coloring books for adults, coloring book for adults, adult coloring books swear words, adult coloring books best sellers, adult coloring books stress relieving patterns, adult coloring books for women, adult coloring books for men, adult coloring books animals, adult coloring books dogs, adult coloring books cats, adult coloring books flowers, leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

Baby s First Tattoo

Author: Jim Mullen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781476709611
Release Date: 2012-09-25
Genre: Family & Relationships

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST, CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS. PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN. BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM. For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.

Sweary Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1944575367
Release Date: 2016-01-03
Genre:

25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately

Creative Haven Sea Life Color by Number Coloring Book

Author: George Toufexis
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 9780486797953
Release Date: 2015-03-18
Genre: Art

Sea turtles, coral reef–dwelling fish, dolphins, and other marine creatures populate these full-page pictures. Lightly printed numbers corresponding to a key offer simple guides to perfect shading and realistic effects.

F ck Off I m Coloring

Author: Swearing N' Coloring
Publisher:
ISBN: 1367647614
Release Date: 2016-05-26
Genre:

F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Everybody needs a time out, and one of the greatest ways to relax is coloring. Yes, coloring for adults is a wonderful and fulfilling pastime, but sometimes the world just won't give you a second to yourself. It just seems like you can't get the down time that you need. When that happens, it's time to flip everyone the bird and shout, F*ck Off! I'm Coloring! Leave me the F*ck alone! If you can relate, then this is the coloring book for you! Get F$%$ing started today!*25 Swearing designs to color.*No bleed through because every coloring page is on a separate piece of paper.*Anti-stress management.*Owls, Flowers, and many unique patterns.*Swear words or dirty phrases on every coloring page!*Use your own coloring tools. Colored pencils, crayons or markers. What's Inside! And Uncensored!-F*ck F*ck F*ck Motherf*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck--Wh**e--Good F*cking Morning!--Chuckle F*cks--Thunderc*nt--Tw*t Waffle--Rock Out with Your C*ck Out!--A**wipe--Dipsh*t Motherf*cker--F*cking B*tch--F*ck Stick--A**hole--Pi** Off--Bullsh*t--Kiss My A*s--Who Gives A F*ck?--Sugart*ts--Give me a F*cking hug!-Pu**y Licker--D**kweed--Tw*tlips--F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!--Wanker--Douche Canoe--Clusterf*ck--Bonus F*ck Off! I'm Coloring title page--Bonus Coloring Intro Page--Bonus Front Cover coloring page- This coloring book is meant for adults or teens only.

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 1477468528
Release Date: 2012-08-29
Genre: Fiction

Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Make Life Your Bitch a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533469504
Release Date: 2016-05-25
Genre:

Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Sweary Coloring Book

Author: James Alexander
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1523928875
Release Date: 2016-02-07
Genre:

Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

The Beauty of Horror

Author:
Publisher: IDW Publishing
ISBN: 1631407287
Release Date: 2016-10-04
Genre:

Get that red crayon ready! With this coloring book for adults channeling The Walking Dead meets The Secret Garden, comics creator/rock star Alan Robert (Crawl to Me, Killogy, Wire Hangers) invites fans of horror to discover their inner-colorist. Through intricate pen and ink illustrations to complete, color, and embellish, readers will meet an onslaught of severed heads, monsters, deadly weapons, and skeletal remains. Visit burial grounds, the zombie apocalypse, serial killer lairs, and gruesome torture chambers. Horror fans and newcomers alike will welcome this GORE-geous and creative journey into a blood-soaked new world. "Price Includes VAT"