Go Fuck Yourself

Author: Steve Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1545452229
Release Date: 2017-04-24
Genre:

80% OFF! Available for 24.99 $4.99! On Special Sale For 7 Days. Color Away Your Stress For Grown Ups Who Like Swear Words Coloring! Does your annoying co-worker never shut up? Did that asshole break up with you again? Are you looking for a unique novelty gift for your best friend? If your answer to any of the questions is YES, then this book is for you! NEW 30 Unique Designs on Black Paper! Sometimes Life Sucks and one feels like Kicking some ass. This is exactly why I created Go Fuck Yourself Swear Word Coloring Book. To help you, release your anger, color away your stress and take control of your life. ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features Go Fuck Yourself features relieving and relaxing swear words to color. Each page in this coloring book is beautifully designed with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and patterns to reset when those ass-hats ruin your day. 30 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Each Swear Word Is Printed on a Separate Sheet of Black Paper Variety of Designs for Diverse Skill Levels Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Amazing Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! A Stress-Relieving Sweary Words Coloring Book Cuntcake Dickhead Fart Professor Go Fuck Yourself Lame Dick No Bitch What The Fuck Dickweed Bullshit Asshole Damn Fuckity Fuck You Dog Sucker Fucknugget Piss Off Bullocks No Bitch Go To Hell Holy Cow Fuck It Shit Magnet Screw You Get Lost Moron Knobhead Fuck Monday Badass Yuck Fou Wingnut So what are you waiting for ? Buy This Sweary Coloring Book Now and.... Dive into 30 intricate designs with wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes Swear Words laid over therapeutic designs. Don't hesitate, pick up your copy NOW by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page! ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** --------------------------------------------------------------- Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Release Your Anger by James Alexander TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Pokemon Go F Ck Yourself the Adult Coloring Book

Author: Pokemon Go Coloring
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1535300973
Release Date: 2016-07-15
Genre:

Pokemon Go...Fuck Yourself! Stress Relieving Pokemon Designs, Midnight Backgrounds, Pokemon Patterns, Beautiful Stupid Pokemon Shit and more! Tons of Unique Pokemon Designs to Color! Dozens of Pokemon coloring pages designed for Adults Garden Designs, Animals, Flower Designs, and Paisley Patterns... But mostly just Cursing Pokemon Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The Pokemon Curse and Swear in almost every Stupid Coloring Page Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each Pokemon coloring page is on a separate sheet and you can color them, light them on fire, use them to stick up your ass, or the ass of somebody you know who doesn't currently have any Pokemon stuck up their ass. Tags: Adult coloring books, coloring books for adults, coloring books, coloring books for kids, floral patterns, paisley patterns, flowers, coloring pages for adults, midnight backgrounds, black backgrounds, large coloring books, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring pencils, Pokemon Go Fuck yourself, Pokemon Go App., Pokemon for iPhone

Don t F ck with Me I m Coloring Adult Coloring Swear Word Cuss Word Novelty Gag Gift Swear Coloring Fun Book for Her

Author: Marie Cage
Publisher:
ISBN: 1520293615
Release Date: 2017-01-03
Genre:

This "new soon to be" best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color For Hours On End Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation It includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing It includes 40 Exclusive Swear Word Cuss Word Coloring Pages Designed for Adults Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Each Swear Word Page is Designed with Clipart Animals, Flowers, Motifs, and Patterns The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words you can possibly imagine, these designs are a joy to color and you might get a laugh while you are doing it. Use the special link inside the book and get the PDF Version. Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Single-Sided Pages Printed on matt white paper Here are some words you'll find inside the book: *SLUT * BITCH PLEASE * THAT ASS HEAD * YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS * I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK * DAMN GIRL CHILL * YOU STUPID ASS FUCKER * CUNTFACE And Much More..! This is perfect for any adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones as a gag gift or a prank gift for someone who does not cuss. Simply relax, choose the swear word of your choice and then color. Get Your Copy Today! ---------------------------------------------------------------- TAGS: adult coloring books, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, artists illustrators, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Sweary Words coloring book ,swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, sweary words coloring book, the sweary coloring book, sweary coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, bad language coloring book

Color and Swear

Author: J. Rashid
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1537090437
Release Date: 2016-09-19
Genre:

Color & Swear $5.99 for a limited time only! This swear word coloring book is the best gift you can get without breaking the bank. Whether it is for yourself or a friend. Take a break from the stresses of daily life. Indulge and laugh while you create your sweary masterpieces. The coloring pages include: Animals ranging from giraffes to tigers A huge assortment of leaves A swear word or swearing phrase per page Thicker lines to prevent coloring outside of them Each coloring page is designed so it flows and you have maximum fun when you color. The combination of the animals, leaves, and swear words will calm you down after a hard day of work. How the coloring pages are set-up: Printed on 8.5 X 11 paper Single sided sheets to prevent bleeding Bright white pages Designs go to the edge of the page A sample of the swear words inside: Assface Piss Wizard Fuck Fuck Nuggets Bastard And much more... Bonuses: 6 printable coloring pages from the book Over 5 bonus coloring pages Waiting on your book to arrive? Check out swearstressaway.com for free printable coloring pages. Curious what the coloring pages look like? Check out swearstressaway on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter to see finished swear art. Coloring tips: Put a blank sheet of paper underneath the coloring page you're coloring to stop bleeding Prismacolor colored pencils rule (especially softcore) Copic markers and Sharpies are the kings of the marker world Use an X-acto knife to tear out the pages Don't forget to check out swearstressaway.com for free coloring pages Click buy now to start relaxing! TAGS: swear word coloring book, adult coloring book, sweary book, coloring book, coloring book for grown-ups, sweary coloring book, gag gift, mandala coloring book, relaxing coloring, animal coloring book, swear stress away, stress relieving coloring book, meditative coloring pages, nature designs,

Caraval

Author: Stephanie Garber
Publisher: Piper ebooks
ISBN: 9783492965781
Release Date: 2017-03-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Scarlett sehnte sich schon immer danach, das Festival Caraval zu besuchen. Es verspricht die magische Erfüllung von Wünschen, Abenteuern und Freiheit. Doch Scarletts Vater verbietet seinen Töchtern, die Heimat zu verlassen. Caraval erscheint unerreichbar – bis Scarlett von ihrer Schwester Donatella und dem geheimnisvollen Julian entführt wird, die ihr den Eintritt zum Festival ermöglichen. Scarlett fühlt sich am Ziel ihrer Träume. Aber als sie Caraval betritt, beginnt sie zu zweifeln. Etwas Dunkles und Geheimnisvolles umgibt diese Welt. Räume verändern auf magische Weise ihre Größe, Brücken führen plötzlich an andere Orte und verborgene Falltüren zeigen Scarlett den Weg in finstere Tunnel, in denen Realität und Zauber nicht mehr voneinander zu unterscheiden sind. Und als ihre Schwester verschwindet, muss Scarlett feststellen, dass sich ein furchtbares Geheimnis hinter Caraval verbirgt ...

Shit Happens

Author: James Alexander
Publisher:
ISBN: 0692803769
Release Date: 2016-11-01
Genre:

Get the entire collection at swearybook.com - Release Your Anger - Memos to Shitty People - Shit Happens! - Fuck Off, I'm Coloring When sh*t hits the fan, what do you do? James Alexander may have the answer. Introducing the swear word adult coloring book. With over 55 swear words to color, printed on beautiful black paper, Shit Happens! features classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax and let go of any stress in your life. Each single-sided page includes such tension-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Bullshit', laid over intricate and meditative zentagle designs... perfect for those who love colorful language! Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/free WARNING contains seriously colourful language! Tags: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, donald trump, hillary clinton, donald trump coloring book, hillary clinton coloring book, alex fleming, fuck you i'm coloring, go fuck yourself i'm coloring, alex fleming coloring book, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book,

F ck Stress I m Coloring Midnight Edition

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1539528162
Release Date: 2016-10-16
Genre:

You've never experienced anything like this before. A new swear word coloring book by Alex O'Connell Do you feel angry? Stressed out? Are you tired and just want to relax and let go? Maybe have a little bit of fun after a rough day? If you have an idiot co-worker, an idiot spouse, an idiot mom in law, a douche neighbor, you need this book. It's time for you to join the secret sweary society. Just by opening this coloring book filled with dark humor, swear words and creative insults you'll can't help yourself, but start giggle and slowly let go. Sometimes you just need to swear at someone and by coloring this stress-reliever, you'll release your anger, relax, and have fun. Just sit back, relax, and choose the page that connects with you the most. Then simply start coloring with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Each page is filled with words that you can color and express yourself. The background is completely black to make the colors pop. Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Perfect gift if you want to cheer up a sad friend. What's inside: 40 Creative Insults and Swear Words to Color Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Your inner peace is waiting. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this beautiful adult coloring book. Order Now 100% STRESS-RELIEF GUARANTEED Unwind and relax with this anti-stress therapy and a great gag gift! Scroll Up and Click the "BUY" Button WARNING: Not for children. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander

Sweary Word Fuck This Shit

Author: Coloring Book for Adult
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530045673
Release Date: 2016-02-14
Genre:

Sweary Word(Fuck This Shit): Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Filthy Swear Word for Adult Coloring Vol.2 Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Coloring enthusiasts would definitely love this one, for each Swear word is Designed with patterns of cats, monkey, dogs, tiger, frog and much more Designs range in complexity from beginner to expert-level. We have carefully selected each of the designs for fun and Relaxations Each full-page image is so highly detailed you could easily spend several hours on just one image! And, each image is printed on its own page to reduce bleed-through. Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring! Get Started Today, Stop Swearing and Start Coloring!

Notes to the Asshole Boyfriend

Author: Alex O'Connell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533356416
Release Date: 2016-05-21
Genre:

A Sweary, Coloring Book for Adults Featuring 30 Outrageous Phrases Insults and Curses This book is not only a perfect gift to your ex or asshole boyfriend, but also to your boss, friends, family, annoying guy on the street, crazy cat person, random strangers, co-workers, lazy employees and anyone who might cross your path. There's nothing that says Fuck you, Asshole! better than a well-illustrated and colored page from this book. Take a look why: Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear word and phrase look funny and cute, but then you can see the real anger behind them Coloring Pages in this book is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Take a look and some irreverent phrases you will find within this book: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me? It's not your size...it's your taste in music Sorry Dick, but I think I'm in love with your mom. My cat doesn't like you. I'm not lesbian, but after this relationship, I'm working on it. My car headlights are brighter than your future. Remember God loves you. But I don't. Whatever. You are about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries. Your village called, they're missing an idiot. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. Do me a favor. Drop dead. Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. You're the dick you'll never have. Damn not you again... Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick. Maybe if you water it, it will grow! I just can't take the bad sex anymore And much more! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they want to pet the cute drawings on the cover. I think you already thought of some asshole who would enjoy this art of yours. Even if you just want to relax, swearing is one of the best ways, along with coloring, so go ahead, get one or two copies and calm yourself the fuck down. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, james alexander, alex o'connell"

Sit the F ck Down and Color Bold Edition

Author: Kathleen Julie
Publisher: Big Heart Publishers
ISBN: 0997720530
Release Date: 2016-07-04
Genre:

Swear Word Coloring Book, a release Your Anger and Liberate Your Mind Adult Coloring Book, is a collection of Over full page illustration splattered with swear words, insults and obnoxious words better not said out loud. The illustrations are large, specially placed on the pages, one side only, to prevent any form of color interaction and easy removal for display. Four letter words, insults and what have you are a no no. But, you have to occasionally open the valve and let off steam without insulting anyone or getting your ass kicked. Some of the Swear Words in This Unique Coloring Book Are you fucking kidding me Calm the Fuck Down Chill the Fuck Out Douche Fuck this Shit Go Fuck Yourself I Don't Give a Damn Shut the Hell Up Shut Your Trap Shut your Whore Mouth sit the fuck Down and Color ... and So Much More Whether you're a swear word connoisseur or are interested in harnessing the stress relieving properties of losing yourself in an activity, you will find this coloring book very engaging! Saying swear words and insults as you color them could be therapeutic. The images eagerly await the strokes of your coloring pencils or crayons to bring them to life; don't disappoint. There is stress build up in every one of us; and also an artist, don't let yours fade, or be left behind, nourish it with this Swear word coloring book for adults. Discover inner peace and the satisfaction of a job well done. Grab a copy today. Makes an excellent gift for family and friends on birthdays and any other occasion!

Swear Word Coloring Book Go Away I m Coloring

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1520482221
Release Date: 2017-01-28
Genre:

Amazon Bestseller 2017 Get now the new sensational Sword Coloring Book: Go Away, I'm Coloring! 30 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax 50% OFF! Available for only $4.99! Regularly priced at $10 Time Limited Discount BONUS! Visit adultcoloringbooks.reviews to receive free sweary coloring pages! Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? Have you been looking for that one thing that could make your day a little bit nicer? Introducing the newest bestseller swear word coloring book. With many swear words to choose from, this adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say! This Amazing Adult Coloring Book Features 30 Unique Hand-Drawn Illustrations with Swear Words Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Hours and Hours of Relaxation, Mindful Calm and Stress Relief This coloring book for grown-ups features 30 stress relieving swear word coloring pages. You will find moments of joy and peace with the designs presented in this book. The coloring pages will help you calm the fuck down. List of Words: DICKSLAP COCKJOCKEY FAGGOTCOCK ASSBAG FUCK YOU, SENORITA WANKSTAIN WAZZOCK FUCKTAIL COCK WOMBLE BITCHASS COCKLUMP WANKER SLUT MORON FUCK OFF ASSFUCK EAT MY SHIT ASSBITE BLOWJOB CUM ON YOUR FACE FUCKASS DICKHEAD SUCK IT UP BITCHTITS FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK ASSWIPE BAGGY VAG SERIOUSLY, BITCH? DICKWARD YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. If you have an idiot co worker, an idiot spouse, a douche neighbor, you need this book. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that express yourself. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. This book will help you color the stress away! This book would make an excellent gift for anyone in your life that loves and collects adult coloring books. Take action today and order this book for a limited time discount! You're going to love it. TAGS: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, fuck off coloring book, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book

Die subtile Kunst des darauf Schei ens

Author: Mark Manson
Publisher: MVG Verlag
ISBN: 9783961210596
Release Date: 2017-05-08
Genre: Self-Help

Scheiß auf positives Denken sagt Mark Manson. Die ungeschönte Perspektive ist ihm lieber. Wenn etwas scheiße ist, dann ist es das eben. Und wenn man etwas nicht kann, dann sollte man dazu stehen. Nicht jeder kann in allem außergewöhnlich sein und das ist gut so. Wenn man seine Grenzen akzeptiert, findet man die Stärke, die man braucht. Denn es gibt so viele Dinge, auf die man im Gegenzug scheißen kann. Man muss nur herausfinden, welche das sind und wie man sie sich richtig am Arsch vorbeigehen lässt. So kann man sich dann auf die eigenen Stärken und die wichtigen Dinge besinnen und hat mehr Zeit, sein Potential gänzlich auszuschöpfen. Die subtile Kunst des darauf Scheißens verbindet unterhaltsame Geschichten und schonungslosen Humor mit hilfreichen Tipps für ein entspannteres und besseres Leben. Damit man seine Energie für sinnvolleres verwendet als für Dinge, die einem egal sein können.