Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1530774977
Release Date: 2016-04-01
Genre:

It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533270775
Release Date: 2016-05-15
Genre:

REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mom Coloring Book for Adults

Author: the Coloring Book People
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1547250429
Release Date: 2017-06-09
Genre:

If you're a Mom then this Coloring Book for Adults is perfect for you. A humorous and snarky look at a number of Mom problems and phrases surrounded by beautiful patterns. With over 20 different Funny and Snarky Mom problems and phrases. Whether it's for you or a gift for a friend, a Mothers Day or Birthday present this book is sure to keep you entertained and relaxed. Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing Black Background on all images. Our Mom Coloring Book contains over 20 single sided coloring pages filled with various funny and snarky Mom problems and phrases. This book has a range of different coloring pages for you to choose from whether you like complex designs or prefer a simpler style our Mom coloring book is sure to have something for you. We have chosen the funniest Mom problems and surrounded them with beautiful and engaging patterns for you to color. This book is sure to give you hours of coloring entertainment and relaxation.All pages are bordered and single sided for easy removal and framing, this also stops your colors from bleeding through onto other pages. So sit back relax and enjoy this Snarky Mom life Coloring Book for Adults.

Pusheen die Katze

Author: Claire Belton
Publisher: Heyne Verlag
ISBN: 9783641132934
Release Date: 2014-07-16
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

Dick? Höchstens ein bisschen. Faul? Sagen wir gemütlich. Flauschig? Und wie! Niedlich? Niedlicher geht nicht! Die derzeit beliebteste Katze der Welt hört auf den Namen Pusheen – sie kommt aber auch, wenn man »Kuchen« oder »Eiscreme« ruft –, und wer sie sieht, verfällt ihr und ihrem Witz sofort. Ob sie frisst, schläft, die Wohnung katzengemäß umdekoriert oder Karrieretipps für Katzen gibt, Pusheen ist einfach einzigartig. Wer Katzen mag, wird diese lieben!

Haters Gonna Hate a Snarky Mandala Coloring Book Mandalas Again SMH Midnight Edition

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1533300372
Release Date: 2016-08-03
Genre:

Regularly $10.99 On Sale! "Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face.With a Chair." --The Snarky Mandala Just because Donald Trump's campaign speeches have inspired an entire line of Swear Word Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug.

Married Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu
Publisher: Papeterie Bleu
ISBN: 1945888903
Release Date: 2016-12
Genre:

2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOUR Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ---The Snarky Mandala From the creator of best sellers Mom Life, Nurse Life, Teacher Life & Dad Life, comes this new snarky coloring book about the institution of marriage! Being married isn't all wine and roses. Many times it's dinner at Applebee's followed by a trip to Home Depot. And, let's never forget the Great Toilet Seat Stand-Off, which was only preceded in magnitude by the 5-Year Thermostat War and last winter's Sweatpants Skirmish. Your relationship has been through so many battles and come out the other side intact. You deserve a standing ovation or, at the very least, this lovely colouring book. What better way to celebrate than colouring with the love of your life? Happy Colouring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound [90 g/m2] paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" [21.5 x 28 cm] pages

Worlds Okayest Mom

Author: Coloring Coloring Crew
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1983746932
Release Date: 2018-01-10
Genre:

Looking for funny Mom gifts? Well you've found one! Funny cheap gift ideas for Moms are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Mom coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you are looking for funny gifts for Moms then you have come to the right place. No only is this adult coloring book an absolute bargain, the hilarious quotes in this Mom gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your Mom's face! When we were thinking about what Mom gifts we should make, we thought the best way to show the worlds okayest Mom how you feel about them is to put together a list of the worlds okayest compliments in the form of an adult coloring book. Yes these compliments may not be ideal (just like your Mom) but they are definitely funny. We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Moms, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Liebe ist die sch nste Naturkatastrophe der Welt

Author: Kasie West
Publisher: Arena Verlag GmbH
ISBN: 9783401805412
Release Date: 2016-03-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Das ist echt mieses Timing! Kurz vorm Abschlussball, genauer: als der Ball bereits in vollem Gange ist, gibt Gias Freund ihr den Laufpass. Für Gia steht fest: Ein Ersatz-Date muss her, sofort! Sie spricht den nächstbesten, immerhin ganz süßen Jungen an. Als der Unbekannte aber auf dem Ball so gut ihr perfektes Date gibt, ärgert sich Gia bald, ihn nicht mal nach seinem richtigen Namen gefragt zu haben ...

Mindful Mandalas a Mandala Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530608759
Release Date: 2016-05-12
Genre:

2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - MANDALAS "Breathing in, I calm body and mind. Breathing out, I smile. Dwelling in the present moment I know this is the only moment." ---Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace Experience mindful meditation as you color these calming mandala designs & patterns. For centuries, mandalas have provided an elevated level of guidance to those seeking peace, inspiration, and a deeper connection to the world around them. Now, with the Mindful Mandalas Coloring Book, use these peaceful patterns to help you find tranquility and balance in your life. Featuring 37 mandala drawings for colorists for contemplation and introspection, this coloring book for adults encourages you to use your imagination to create vibrant patterns that reveal your hidden creative potential and bring you closer to your true self. Each intricate design will draw your eye inward, shifting your focus toward your center and allowing you to fully relax your mind as you express yourself through these beautifully complex illustrations. The Mindful Mandalas Adult Coloring Book for Grownups will help you find your inner calm and creativity every day. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound paper stock Large format 8.5" wide x 11.0" tall pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Folklorique

Author: Papeterie Bleu
Publisher: Papeterie Bleu
ISBN: 1945888571
Release Date: 2016-10-28
Genre:

2018 GIFT IDEAS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS ANTISTRESS Enter a world of creativity and stress relief with this relaxing coloring book for grown-ups. Inside you'll find 31 amazing folk art style coloring pages that will take you on an inspiring adventure of coloring. These whimsical folk designs, from the mind of Micaela (Illustrator of Mom Life, Nurse Life, Dad Life & Teacher Life), offer a fun and easy way to unleash your inner artist. Each vibrantly detailed illustration is designed to exercise your creativity. This charming coloring book for grown-ups is perfect for decorating with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, or watercolors. Folklorique is printed single-sided on high-quality 60 pound bright-white paper, to eliminate bleed-through. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound paper stock Large format 8.5" wide x 11.0" tall pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Gef llt mir heisst Ich liebe dich

Author: L. H. Cosway
Publisher:
ISBN: OCLC:980356521
Release Date: 2016
Genre:

Annie und Ronan fühlen sich wie magisch voneinander angezogen und verlieben sich Hals über Kopf. Wäre da nicht das Geheimnis von Annie, die unter einem Pseudonym als erfolgreichste Celebrity-Bloggerin New Yorks agiert. Und auch Ronan war bereits eines ihrer Opfer. Wird er ihr Spiel aufdecken?

Verdammte Schei e schlaf ein

Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Dumont Buchverlag
ISBN: 9783832185893
Release Date: 2011-08-18
Genre: Humor

Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck