Nurse Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1945888024
Release Date: 2016-08-15
Genre:

Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.

Mom Coloring Book for Adults

Author: the Coloring Book People
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1547250429
Release Date: 2017-06-09
Genre:

If you're a Mom then this Coloring Book for Adults is perfect for you. A humorous and snarky look at a number of Mom problems and phrases surrounded by beautiful patterns. With over 20 different Funny and Snarky Mom problems and phrases. Whether it's for you or a gift for a friend, a Mothers Day or Birthday present this book is sure to keep you entertained and relaxed. Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing Black Background on all images. Our Mom Coloring Book contains over 20 single sided coloring pages filled with various funny and snarky Mom problems and phrases. This book has a range of different coloring pages for you to choose from whether you like complex designs or prefer a simpler style our Mom coloring book is sure to have something for you. We have chosen the funniest Mom problems and surrounded them with beautiful and engaging patterns for you to color. This book is sure to give you hours of coloring entertainment and relaxation.All pages are bordered and single sided for easy removal and framing, this also stops your colors from bleeding through onto other pages. So sit back relax and enjoy this Snarky Mom life Coloring Book for Adults.

Mom Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1530774977
Release Date: 2016-04-01
Genre:

It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

Teacher Life

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533134065
Release Date: 2016-05-08
Genre:

REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS "Teaching is the Best Contraceptive in the World." ---The Snarky Mandala You've molded play dough and minds and guided lessons and lives. You're a coach, counselor, and cape-less hero who deserves endless thanks and a starting salary of ten million dollars a year. When inspiring and shaping the future of the world gets to be too much, flip open this Coloring Book for Grown Ups for some laughs and love! #Teacherlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533270775
Release Date: 2016-05-15
Genre:

REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mom World a Funny Adult Coloring Book

Author: Oh No Oh No Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1981727876
Release Date: 2017-12-12
Genre:

The Perfect Gift for Any Mom! From pregnancy and toddlers to tweens and teens, Motherhood is one heck of a ride! Moms don't have a lot of downtime, so they need relaxation when it's available. Mom World is the perfect and funny gift for expectant mothers, new moms and for those whose kids are leaving the nest. From sassy comments to situations that only mothers will understand, this book has it all! So, Mom, grab a glass of wine, some coloring tools, and take some me-time with a book that will have you rolling on the floor! Perfect for Baby Showers, Mother's Day, Holidays, Birthday, or just a surprise for any mother! Each coloring design is printed on a separate, thick page. Perfect for colored pencils, pens, crayons, markers, or any other coloring device. Book size is 8.5 X 11".

An Adult Coloring Book a Coloring Book for Mom

Author: K. Shimmield
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1522740473
Release Date: 2015-12-16
Genre:

Join me in the 'World of Mom' This book is a homage to the life of a Mom in the guise of an adult coloring meditative book. Take a stroll through the existence of the average Mom with these detailed, factual yet funny illustrations. Make each drawing your own by coloring in the patterns, or if the page is too close to home and stirs feelings of frustration or desperation then just grab that red crayon and with all the force you can muster obliterate it from existence. In fact, grab a nice glass of your favorite wine and a black permanent marker and through your laughter or possibly tears, annihilate each page with deep abandon. Trust me, you'll feel lighter, calmer and be a better mom for it. As Moms we don't have total control over much of how our day progresses. We can't always find that missing shoe or locate that 'perfect' matching sock, even if we do it's most likely not going to be the one your child wanted anyway. So sit back and take a few minutes each day to color in your page of choice, as this is the one thing you can control. Enjoy: ) (The information contained in the pages of this book are not intended nor implied to be a substitute for professional mom advice, it is provided for sanity saving purposes only. The reader and colorer of this book assumes full responsibility for how they choose to use this activity. Always seek the advice of your counselor, best friend or other qualified healthcare provider before starting any new treatment designed to keep you from loosing what's left of your mind. Nothing contained in these pages is intended to be used for medical diagnosis or treatment. But extreme laughter and quite possibly a condition called 'silliness' may result in the use of this product.)

Calm the F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642043
Release Date: 2016-04-21
Genre:

Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Dad Life a Manly Adult Coloring Book

Author: Papterie Bleu Papterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 153331568X
Release Date: 2016-05-26
Genre:

REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: GIFTS FOR DAD > HUMOR #Dadlife is the best life! Dad. Daddums. Dadarino. Dadaringalingadingdong. This is your life: Kids, Cooking, Carpool, Coaching, Calling out the backyard, "Keep that racket down, I'm trying to watch ESPN!" It sounds like you need a break! Why don't you grab this book, your kid's gel pens, and hide in the garage for a while? Drink a beer while you're at it, and feel the stress relieving magic of coloring this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound paper stock Large format 8.5" wide x 11.0" tall pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Mandalas Meh

Author: Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530887879
Release Date: 2016-04-05
Genre:

2018 GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS "Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face.With a Chair." ---The Snarky Mandala Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Product Details: Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (22cm x 28cm) pages

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780735213685
Release Date: 2017-04-25
Genre:

"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

Sassy Sayings Snarky Sarcasms Saucy Swears

Author: Cristin April Frey
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1544840039
Release Date: 2017-03-21
Genre:

Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 30 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites have been revised from the first edition and now they've been compiled into this second edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes a color tester page, 4 bonus pages, and sample pages from Cristin's other books. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from Cristin April's shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day". You can preview Cristin's work, download free coloring pages, or purchase single pages at www.CristinApril.com. Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. Coloring can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her Patreon page at www.patreon.com/CristinApril.

Teacher Swears

Author: I. Love Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533106991
Release Date: 2016-05-12
Genre:

Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."

A Coloring Book for Pregnant Ladies

Author: Ella Bop
Publisher: Outside the Lines Press
ISBN: 0615729762
Release Date: 2012-11-01
Genre: Humor

Hey pregnant ladies! Looking for something fun to do between bouts of morning sickness or waiting for cervical effacement to kick in? Grab your crayons or colored pencils and let loose on this beautifully illustrated coloring book depicting the most precious and magical moments in a pregnant woman's life: edema, pregnancy acne, strange people rubbing your belly, semi-hysterical husbands, delivery table "accidents," forceps, birthing pools, and placentophagy. It's time for creating while you're busy gestating!