Satan s Advice to Young Lawyers

Author: Aleister Lovecraft
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 1502726351
Release Date: 2014-10-07
Genre: Law

A must read for lawyers and law students!"There is no denying it, Satan has the legal landscape dialed." -- Gabriel "Impressive book." -- John Milton "See? This is exactly what I was talking about." -- William Blake ************** It is not every day that the Prince of Darkness himself writes a book. Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers is a pithy guide to rising from lowly first-year associate to renowned leader of the legal community. Inside the pages of this remarkable book, Satan offers his profound counsel on topics as diverse as choosing evil as a path to power, the billable hour, how to steal clients from your law firm, fashion, sex, and more. Do not let your competition have these secrets for themselves. Get the book now. ****************** This is the perfect gift for your favorite law student, bar exam taker, bar exam passer or new lawyer.

Satan s Advice to Young Lawyers

Author: Aleister Lovecraft
Publisher:
ISBN: 150706778X
Release Date: 2015
Genre:

A must read for lawyers and law students!It is not every day that the Prince of Darkness himself writes a book.Inside the pages of this remarkable book, you will read Satan's wise and profound counsel on topics as diverse as choosing evil as a path to power, the billable hour, how to steal clients from your law firm, fashion, sex, and more.******************"There is no denying it, Satan has the legal landscape dialed." -- Gabriel"Impressive book." -- John Milton"See? This is exactly what I was talking about." -- William Blake******************Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers is a pithy guide to your rise from lowly first-year associate to renowned leader of the legal community.Do not let your competition have these secrets for themselves. Get the book now.******************This book is also the perfect gift for your favorite law student or for someone who just passed the bar exam. Even established lawyers can learn a lot from this book.

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Author: Steven D. Price
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 9781629149851
Release Date: 2015-02-10
Genre: Humor

What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.

The Young Lawyer s Jungle Book

Author: Thane Josef Messinger
Publisher: Fine Print PressLtd
ISBN: 1888960191
Release Date: 2000-01
Genre: Business & Economics

In this survival guide for the new attorney, in-depth advice on law office life, includes how to work with senior attorneys, legal research, memos, drafting, mistakes, grammar, email, workload, timesheets, reviews, teamwork, deportment, attitude, perspective, working with clients (and dissatisfied clients), working with office staff, using office tools, and, well, not just surviving but thriving in a new career. This book is written for all law graduates, for any law office: a firmâ"large, medium, or smallâ"agency, corporation, or the military.

Poetic Justice

Author: J. D. DuPuy
Publisher:
ISBN: 0989140105
Release Date: 2013-05
Genre:

The perfect gift for the lawyers in your life -- for law school graduation, birthdays, firm holiday gifts, retirement, or just because. More than 70 vignettes from life in the practice of law are rendered here as wryly humorous poems. Each one stands alone as the sort of snapshot one lawyer might forward along to another for a laugh or a knowing nod. Together, they comprise a collection to be treasured by anyone who has lived through law school, first jobs, thrilling victories, eye-opening disappointments, and the lifestyle particular to this career choice. This book is not about laughing at lawyers. It's about laughing with them. It's for everyone who's in on the joke: Everyone who has witnessed the madness and met the quirky characters in this field. Everyone who, even just for a second, has wondered if they should have gone to medical school, culinary school... anything other than law school. Everyone who has ever sat down at the end of an evening and thought, "No one would even believe me if I told them about my day." We believe you. Editorial reviews: "In many of the poems, the authors capture perfectly the oddities of law practice and law school. 'Sisterhood' may be one of the most insightful poems that could be enjoyed within any profession. These poems... took the mundane and made it soar." - Arizona Bar Association "A book of candid truths and palpable honesty, with a sincerity that can only come from experience." - North Carolina Bar Association "A must-read for lawyers persisting in long-term practice who like to keep it light, who continue to muse on the sometimes bizarre world in which a lawyer finds himself or herself, and who simply enjoy a good poem." - Colorado Bar Association Featured on Above the Law and Bitter Lawyer. Named the SmallLaw Pick of the Week by TechnoLawyer. (Authors donate a portion of book proceeds to WomensLaw.org, The WomensLaw Project of the National Network to End Domestic Violence.)

The Lawyer s Joke Book

Author: John Patrick Dolan
Publisher: Advantage Media Group
ISBN: 9781599320687
Release Date: 2008-09-01
Genre: Humor

Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.

Jagged Rocks of Wisdom

Author: Morten Lund
Publisher: Fine Print PressLtd
ISBN: 1888960078
Release Date: 2007
Genre: Law

Lund's "21 Rules" are a distillation of Lund s decade experience with clients, colleagues, and subordinates. No new lawyer should be without all three "Jagged Rocks of Wisdom" guides: . "Jagged Rocks of Wisdom: Professional Advice for the New Attorney" . "Jagged Rocks of Wisdom The Memo: Mastering the Legal Memorandum" . "Jagged Rocks of Wisdom Negotiation: Mastering the Art of the Deal""

The Art of Fielding

Author: Chad Harbach
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 9780316192163
Release Date: 2011-09-07
Genre: Fiction

At Westish College, a small school on the shore of Lake Michigan, baseball star Henry Skrimshander seems destined for big league stardom. But when a routine throw goes disastrously off course, the fates of five people are upended. Henry's fight against self-doubt threatens to ruin his future. College president Guert Affenlight, a longtime bachelor, has fallen unexpectedly and helplessly in love. Owen Dunne, Henry's gay roommate and teammate, becomes caught up in a dangerous affair. Mike Schwartz, the Harpooners' team captain and Henry's best friend, realizes he has guided Henry's career at the expense of his own. And Pella Affenlight, Guert's daughter, returns to Westish after escaping an ill-fated marriage, determined to start a new life. As the season counts down to its climactic final game, these five are forced to confront their deepest hopes, anxieties, and secrets. In the process they forge new bonds, and help one another find their true paths. Written with boundless intelligence and filled with the tenderness of youth, The Art of Fielding is an expansive, warmhearted novel about ambition and its limits, about family and friendship and love, and about commitment--to oneself and to others.

Tomorrow s Lawyers

Author: Richard Susskind
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN: 0198796633
Release Date: 2017-05-25
Genre:

Tomorrow's Lawyers predicts that we are at the beginning of a period of fundamental transformation in law: a time in which we will see greater change than we have seen in the past two centuries. Where the future of the legal service will be a world of internet-based global businesses, online document production, commoditized service, legal process outsourcing, and web based simulation practice. Legal markets will be liberalized, with new jobs for lawyers and new employers too. This book is a definitive guide to this future - for young and aspiring lawyers, and for all who want to modernize our legal and justice systems. It introduces the new legal landscape and offers practical guidance for those who intend to build careers and businesses in law. Tomorrow's Lawyers is divided into three parts. The first is an updated restatement of Richard Susskind's views on the future of legal services, as laid out in his previous bestselling works, The Future of Law , Transforming the Law, and The End of Lawyers? . He identifies key drivers of change, such as the economic downturn, and considers how these will impact on the legal marketplace. In the second part, Susskind sketches out the new legal landscape as he predicts it, including the changing role of law firms, and in-house lawyers, with virtual hearings and online dispute resolution. The third part focuses on the prospects for aspiring lawyers, predicting what new jobs and new employers there will be, and equipping prospective lawyers with penetrating questions to put to their current and future employers. This new edition has been fully updated to include an introduction to online dispute resolution, Susskind's views on the debates surrounding artificial intelligence and its role in the legal world, a new analysis of new jobs available for lawyers, and a retrospective evaluation of The Future of Law , Susskind's prediction published in 1996 about the future of legal services. This is the essential introduction to the future of law for those who want to succeed in the rapidly changing legal landscape.

The Curmudgeon s Guide to Practicing Law

Author: Mark Herrmann
Publisher: American Bar Association
ISBN: 1590316762
Release Date: 2006-01-01
Genre: Law

A collection of essays on how to survive and thrive in a law firm, written for recent law school graduates, discusses the basics of law firm etiquette and the essentials of law practice, from conducting research and dressing for success to working with clients and staff and building a practice. Original.

Haikus for Law Students

Author: Jacob Erez
Publisher:
ISBN: 1541116003
Release Date: 2017-01-15
Genre:

Number 1 gift for law students!Haikus for Law Students is a collection of 105 haikus. Topics range from life as a law student to famous cases, from the grim reality of student loans and finals to clever summaries of law. Whether you're a law student or lawyer, or buying a gift for one, Haikus for Law Students is sure to provoke a good belly laugh and provide some guilt-free entertainment. Communicating in a succinct and direct way is a skill law students need to master to enter the legal profession successfully. By reading haikus, one can begin to appreciate just how much can be said in only 17 syllables, and start to adopt the same brief and powerful style. Begin today to develop your love for brevity by reading Haikus for Law Students!