Skewered

Author: Anton Palmer
Publisher:
ISBN: 152057892X
Release Date: 2017-02-11
Genre:

Jasmine Taylor, a struggling young actress, responds to a job-ad offering the 'opportunity of a lifetime' for a female with 'hidden depths'. After a bizarre audition, she wakes to find herself a prisoner in a picturesque village. The village of Elldean seems timeless - peaceful and idyllic. However, the village hides a dark, terrifying secret - an ancient beast lives in the surrounding forest and, once a year, it emerges from its lair - to mate. The beast is huge and all in proportion - few women are capable of taking it on - and surviving - most are literally skewered to death. But if the beast doesn't get to mate then all hell will break loose. For both her sake and that of the village, Jasmine is subjected to an extreme 'training' regime that will literally stretch the young woman to her limits, while, at the same time, release her secret, hidden desires. Can she survive the beast and save the village from its wrath? This extreme erotic horror short story is for adult readers only.

People Like Us

Author: Javier Valdes
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781416525073
Release Date: 2006-06-06
Genre: Fiction

Darkly comic and highly entertaining, Javier Valdés's stories insinuate themselves in the unsuspecting reader like a heady brew with a strange kick. From the exploits of an urban vigilante to the erotic pleasures exacted from an unrequited love, from a menacing treasure to a family that brings a whole new twist to the meaning of neighbors, People Like Us is seasoned with irreverent takes on Valdés's favorite writers and directors -- such as Stephen King and Martin Scorsese -- as he delivers a unique array of fascinating and hapless urban creatures.

The Fermata

Author: Nicholson Baker
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 9780307807496
Release Date: 2011-08-24
Genre: Fiction

Having turned phone sex into the subject of an astonishing national bestseller in Vox, Baker now outdoes himself with an outrageously arousing, acrobatically stylish "X-rated sci-fi fantasy that leaves Vox seeming more like mere fiber-optic foreplay" (Seattle Times). "Sparkling."--San Francisco Chronicle.

Posh Kebabs

Author: Rosie Reynolds
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
ISBN: 9781787130937
Release Date: 2017-05-18
Genre: Cooking

Put it on a stick and get stuck in! From the original Turkish doner to Indonesian satay, everyone loves a kebab. Featuring over 70 simple recipes for everything from brochette to shashlik to souvlaki, Posh Kebabs takes you on a global tour of flavours and ingredients.

Love and Monsters

Author: Karen E. Taylor
Publisher: Karen E. Taylor
ISBN: 0986086843
Release Date: 2016-02-10
Genre:

Love is a powerful emotion. In fantasy, it can turn monsters into men. Or men into monsters. Then again, maybe we're all just a little bit of both. The erotic and erotic horror stories featured in this collection depict love, hate, and sex, and all the many variations in between. Author's note: This is a collection of erotic and erotic horror stories - all of these stories contain explicit sex and violence, and should be read by mature audiences only Praise for LOVE AND MONSTERS No author today does it better than Karen E. Taylor! Her fluid writing style blends romance, eroticism and the supernatural into a heady concoction that never disappoints. This collection of five wonderful and compelling stories thrills and titillates, offering readers a unique volume of tantalizing tales to savor. Nancy Kilpatrick Author of: The Power of the Blood series, and nEvermore!: Tales of Murder, Mystery & the Macabre Karen E. Taylor has written five erotic stories that will stir your emotions and imagination. She has a good grasp of both paranormal and contemporary erotic fiction. "The Presence" stood out for me, keeping me riveted until the very end. With her vivid descriptions of sex and the eroticism of her words, you the reader will enjoy the ride. Elizabeth Black Author of: Trouble In Thigh High Boots (erotic Puss In Boots), Climbing Her Tower (erotic Rapunzel), Don't Call Me Baby, and Alex Craig Has A Threesome, a contemporary erotic novel to be released in 2016.

Kirk Cameron The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

Author: Mandy De Sandra
Publisher: Only RX
ISBN: 0989227871
Release Date: 2016-03-08
Genre: Fiction

Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. Including stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in The Bass: An AutoCorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Romance Conference, and The Infinite Jest of Picking Porn Titles *** Reviews "Sandra's writing is so incredibly vivid that I can almost hear the crocoduck squealing in pleasure..." Jezebel "Mandy De Sandra's Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick is a 7,500-word tale of revenge that skewers Cameron's anti-gay, anti-evolution agenda by having him give a Crocoduck a blowjob and fuck a morphing Jesus made out of cheese right in its cheesy stigmata-holes." Gawker .."oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny." Vocativ "What the fuck is this book?" Chuck Wendig

Bored of the Rings

Author: Henry Beard
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781451672664
Release Date: 2012-10-30
Genre: Humor

Presents a parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings."

Twice Bitten

Author: Poppy Z. Brite
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006105657X
Release Date: 1997-12-19
Genre: Fiction

A second helping of blood and passion ... Acclaimed dark fantasist Poppy Z. Brite's previous excursion into the nightmare realm of terrifying sensuality offered readers a sumptuous blood feast of unspeakable pleasures. Now she has done it again, serving up more provocative tales from some of the most inventive and accomplished writers in the field -- an unabashed exploration of shadow places and terrible hungers that's more dangerously seductive, more boldly erotic than the first. If you found Love in Vein disturbingly dark, unsettlingly seductive, and deliciously carnal -- you're going to adore Twice Bitten: Love in Vein II. But be warned. It may be more than you can handle. It may open doors into the darkest corners of your unspoken fears. And it may be exactly what you've been secretly lusting for.

Without God

Author: Louis Betty
Publisher: Penn State Press
ISBN: 9780271078076
Release Date: 2016-06-28
Genre: Literary Criticism

Michel Houellebecq is France’s most famous and controversial living novelist. Since his first novel in 1994, Houellebecq’s work has been called pornographic, racist, sexist, Islamophobic, and vulgar. His caricature appeared on the cover of the French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo on January 7, 2015, the day that Islamist militants killed twelve people in an attack on their offices and also the day that his most recent novel, Soumission—the story of France in 2022 under a Muslim president—appeared in bookstores. Without God uses religion as a lens to examine how Houellebecq gives voice to the underside of the progressive ethos that has animated French and Western social, political, and religious thought since the 1960s. Focusing on Houellebecq’s complicated relationship with religion, Louis Betty shows that the novelist, who is at best agnostic, “is a deeply and unavoidably religious writer.” In exploring the religious, theological, and philosophical aspects of Houellebecq’s work, Betty situates the author within the broader context of a French and Anglo-American history of ideas—ideas such as utopian socialism, the sociology of secularization, and quantum physics. Materialism, Betty contends, is the true destroyer of human intimacy and spirituality in Houellebecq’s work; the prevailing worldview it conveys is one of nihilism and hedonism in a postmodern, post-Christian Europe. In Betty’s analysis, “materialist horror” emerges as a philosophical and aesthetic concept that describes and amplifies contemporary moral and social decadence in Houellebecq’s fiction.

The Erotic Thriller in Contemporary Cinema

Author: Linda Ruth Williams
Publisher: Indiana University Press
ISBN: 0253347130
Release Date: 2005
Genre: Performing Arts

This bold and original book examines in detail a relatively new genre of film—the erotic thriller. Linda Ruth Williams traces the genre’s exploitation of pornography and noir, discusses mainstream stars (including Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone) as well as genre-branded direct-to-video stars, charts the work of key producers and directors, and considers home videos as a distinct form of viewing pleasure. She maps the history of the genre, analyzing hundreds of movies from blockbusters such as Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, and In the Cut to straight-to-video film titles such as Carnal Crimes, Sins of Desire, and Night Eyes. Williams’s witty and illuminating readings tell the story of this sensational genre and contribute to the analysis of mainstream screen sex—and its censorship—at the beginning of the 21st century. She shows that as the erotic thriller plays out the sexual fantasies of contemporary America, it also provides a vehicle for marketing those fantasies globally.

Voices of the Damned

Author: Barbie Wilde
Publisher: Short, Scary Tales Publications
ISBN: 1909640360
Release Date: 2016-04-01
Genre: Fiction

"Damaged people, ultraviolence, murder and explicit sex-what's not to love about her work?" -"Bad Barbie" Featurette, "Fangoria" (America's #1 Horror Magazine) Enter into the mind of Barbie Wilde, whose disturbing interior world teems with the voices of rebellious female demons, devilish witches, semen-hungry neo-vampires, raging gods and home invaders, the fiends of sleep paralysis, pint-sized store-front preachers with a whiff of sulfur, body horrors of the most grotesque kind, clandestine aliens and Zulu zombies. These truly are the "Voices of the Damned": eleven short horror stories from Barbie Wilde, actress ("Hellbound: Hellraiser II," "Death Wish 3") and dark crime-horror novelist ("The Venus Complex"). "Fangoria" has called Wilde "one of the finest purveyors of erotically charged horror fiction around." Each story is accompanied by seductive, haunting, full color artworks and illustrations created by some of the most imaginative artists in the genre: Clive Barker, Nick Percival, Steve McGinnis, Daniele Serra, Eric Gross, Tara Bush, Vincent Sammy, & Ben Baldwin.

Harmful to Minors

Author: Judith Levine
Publisher: Da Capo Press
ISBN: 1560255161
Release Date: 2003
Genre: Health & Fitness

Explores the highly sensitive issue of children and sex, offers advice on separating harmful from safe information about sex, and offers parents a guide to presenting the topic to their children.

Death by Umbrella the 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons

Author: Christopher Lombardo
Publisher:
ISBN: 1593939310
Release Date: 2016-03-28
Genre: Performing Arts

"Use the combos, keep the feet light. This is it." That's boxing champ Julius, psyching himself up for a showdown with, of all people, unstoppable killer Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Perhaps not familiar with the fact that a goalie mask is meant to stop rock hard vulcanized rubber flying at 100 mph, his fists prove laughably ineffective. Jason's though, are anything but. He punches Julius's head clean off with one right cross. A fist might seem like unconventional weaponry compared with the knives and axes usually deployed by unspeaking, unfeeling, unstoppable killers in horror films. And it is. But it doesn't even scratch the surface when it comes to weird ways people have been killed in horror. Horror movie victims have had ears of corn buried in their backs, they've been decapitated by basketballs, lacerated by avant-garde sculptures, skewered by mounted deer antlers, bludgeoned by pogo sticks, and punctured with unfurled umbrellas. Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons showcases these oddball deaths and some even stranger ways killers have gone about their grisly business - MOs that would leave even the most seasoned coroner shaking their head provided, of course, that it's still attached, for in the world of horror, no one is safe. Authors Christopher Lombardo and Jeff Kirschner are Toronto horror journalists and hosts of the Really Awful Movies Podcast, a weekly celebration of low budget genre film. They also review horror films new and old at ReallyAwfulMovies.com.

Santa Steps Out

Author: Robert Devereaux
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
ISBN: 1621050130
Release Date: 2011-11
Genre: Fiction

Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ...She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ...He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ...Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux