Author: Swear Word Swear Word Coloring Book
Release Date: 2016-03-09
New Release Sweary Colouring Book for Adults Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with kittens, puppies, and other annoying baby animals. * Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion, so you can print extra copies. This is the original and very first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones.
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-03-27
***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.*** Chill the fuck out and color. Watermelon Wankjob, Oh Shit! Orange Blast, and Blueberry Bitch, are just few of the flavors you will find in this tasty swear word coloring book. But, what's even better - you can make up your own! Over 20 fun and original swear word coloring book pages that will have you and your friends laughing tears For fans of swear word coloring books, adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, and curse words! Coloring page designs are printed single-sided for your coloring convenience All of your favorite swear word phrases like: Shit Happens, Life's a Bitch, and Get Fucked Up, and many, many more Secret code allows access to digital freebies Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Everyone is raving about how relaxing and stress-relieving adult coloring books are. But, there is nothing more relaxing than coloring a bunch of tasty and sweary Fucksicles! This curse word coloring book is jam-packed with fun retro patterns, funny swear word phrases, and several different popsicle concepts. There is no adult coloring book like it! While you may just want this cuss word coloring book all to yourself, Fucksicles makes a great gift or sets up the perfect coloring party. Buy Fucksicles now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***
"Gabriel García Márquez meets Umberto Eco meets Jorge Luis Borges for a sprawling magic show." --The New York Times Book Review A New York Times Bestseller Barcelona, 1945: A city slowly heals in the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War, and Daniel, an antiquarian book dealer’s son who mourns the loss of his mother, finds solace in a mysterious book entitled The Shadow of the Wind, by one Julián Carax. But when he sets out to find the author’s other works, he makes a shocking discovery: someone has been systematically destroying every copy of every book Carax has written. In fact, Daniel may have the last of Carax’s books in existence. Soon Daniel’s seemingly innocent quest opens a door into one of Barcelona’s darkest secrets--an epic story of murder, madness, and doomed love. “ Anyone who enjoys novels that are scary, erotic, touching, tragic and thrilling should rush right out to the nearest bookstore and pick up The Shadow of the Wind. Really, you should.” --Michael Dirda, The Washington Post "Wonderous... masterful... The Shadow of the Wind is ultimately a love letter to literature, intended for readers as passionate about storytelling as its young hero." --Entertainment Weekly (Editor's Choice) "One gorgeous read." --Stephen King From the Trade Paperback edition.
The first words you learn from a new language are the bad ones, I'll help you embrace that curiosity with 38 bad words from around the world! Here's a collection of 38 swear words I drew from 33 languages and cultures, including my own. Learn how to say: Bitch in 4 languages Fuck in 7 languages Damn in 3 languages Fuck off in 3 languages Dummy/idiot in 7 languages And learn some words that aren't easy to directly translate like: The German word backpfeifengesicht. It means a face badly in need of a fist. And the Amharic word silbabot. This literally translates to "you are the fatty layer on my warm milk" but it has the same application as calling someone a nuisance. What's Inside: Printed Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 single sided page includes design and the word definition, pronunciation, language, and country of origin for each word or phrase 3 test pages Easy, moderate, and complex designs. Some you can complete in one sitting and others you can come back to. Tired of mandalas? Don't have to patience to color in a bunch of tiny designs? I got you, the book features 38 varying designs that range in complexity so you can color some of these in one sitting and come back to others. Bad Words from around the world is the perfect way to learn some new stuff and unwind. Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Someone you know going off to study abroad? Need a present for literally any occasion (maybe not a 5th birthday party, but who am I to judge)? This is perfect. I'm all about equal opportunity insults so I curated this to only include words that can be used on anyone; nothing racist, homophobic, or misogynistic. Millions of kids around the world can't read or write any words including these bad ones, so a part of every book purchased will go to support a classroom in an underserved community. I hope this book puts a smile on your face, teaches you something, inspires you, or helps you express some of your creativity. Start your journey around the world here! As seen in Bustle and the Daily Dot! Check us out on weekendsquad.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. TAGS: coloring book, colouring book, adult coloring book, adult colouring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book, bad words from around the world, bad words
Don't know what to make for dinner? Is every evening an occasion for duress and deliberation? No more! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? gets everyone off their a**es and in the kitchen. Derived from the incredibly popular website, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com, the book functions like a “Choose your own adventure” cookbook, with options on each page for another f*@#ing idea for dinner. With 50 recipes to choose from, guided by affrontingly creative navigational prompts, both meat-eaters and vegetarians can get cooking and leave their indecisive selves behind.
Author: Swear and Swear and Relax
Release Date: 2016-02-15
Swear and Relax Coloring Book for Adults Do you ever feel STRESSED? Does your annoying coworker never shut up? Is that teacher just not making any sense? Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR, and we have the ultimate solution... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Swear and Relax. Color designs featuring humorous and inappropriate swear words, each page full of flowers, mandalas, cats, dogs, or other cute animals, all while letting the steam out. After all, nothing goes better with the f-word than a mandala! Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book features: 24 original SWEAR AND RELAX designs Single-sided pages 8.5" x 11" book size Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. WARNING: This swear word coloring book contains ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.
Author: A. Wolf
Release Date: 2016-10-07
Are you having a bad day? Things not working out for you? Annoying people? This adult coloring book is the ideal way to chill-out and calm the mind. Inside this 30 single-sided coloring pages are 'colorful' words you won't normally say but would give you satisfaction when you are frustrated or simply pissed off! Also, people are generally interested in learning words or phrases of other languages. Learning a new language shows you a new way of seeing the world. But it should not be boring. It should be fun and creative. What a better way of doing that than by injecting a foreign-language translation of the swear words in this adult coloring book. People who are learning a new language are just as curious to seek out profanity as well. Profanity, swear, curse, dirty words, whatever you want to call it is - special. It is a window to cultural expression. Note: This is also available in other languages. Click author's name for more info. tags: swear words coloring book, job stress,adult coloring swear words,adult coloring books, dirtyadult coloring books,adult coloring books online,adult coloring books animals,adult coloring books mandala,adult coloring books and pencils,curse words,adult coloring books for stress,adult coloring books pages,work stress,work stress management,adult coloring books swear words, stress reliever,adult coloring pages, coloring book pages,unique adult coloring book,burnout,adult colouring book, adult coloring books swear words shut up,stress at work,adult coloring books swear words,coloring books for adults relaxation, stress and work,adult coloring books animals, work stress, translation,bilingual, chinese mandarin, japanese, korean, spanish, french, italian, german, polish, russian, filipino, portuguese,work stress management,reduce stress, burnout,relaxation and stress reduction,swear coloring book, relaxation therapy,diffuse stress,calm down,stress relieving patterns, anti stress management, sweary words adult coloring book,mandalas, relaxation techniques,psychology coloring book,how to relax,calm down books for adults,calm down books for grownups, how to destress,coloring book calm,coloring book happy,coloring book creative,ways to destress,destress coloring book,mindfulness,managing stress,fraud,manage stress,unwind coloring book,dealing with stress,how to reduce stress,occupational stress,over work,coloring books,chill out coloring book,how to calm down,fun adult coloring book,relaxing adult coloring book,wtf,stress free coloring book,calm your nerves,coloring books for adults relaxation,cursing coloring book, adult coloring books relax chill out,calm down for fuck sake,curse coloring book, profanity coloring book,meditation, swear words coloring book,swearing words adult coloring book,work stress,coloring books for grown ups, mindfulness meditation, switch off daily stress, assholes, personal insults, bully-free workplace, bullying, self-awareness, aggression, sarcastic jokes, dignity, pride, calm relief, decrease productivity, productive, comfort zone, thrive at work, motivated, unproductive, satisfied workforce, jerks, bullies, toxic workplace, workplace bullying, work, emotional traps, criticize, destructive, toxic relationship, stop bullying, annoying, control moods, life miserable, jerks, hostile, certified assholes, abuse, positive self-esteem, crass behavior
NEW 22 Unique Designs Collection The SWEARY Coloring Book for Adults: Coloring Fun & Relaxation There are 22 single sided coloring pages in the swear word coloring book. Therefore you can easily frame or hang each page. This also gives a great opportunity for coloring pages with various tools starting from pencils to marker pens. What's Inside : Cock Womble, Fuck, Fuck It, Knob Cheese, Piss Off, Shit, Wanker, Gutter Slut, Asshole, Motherfucker, Slut, Whore, Douche, Damn, Piss Flaps, Bollocks, Bellend, Skittle Tits, Shitballs, Fucktail, Fucktail The book has a wide range of coloring patterns, and it is a fantastic funny gift idea for your friends and family. This book is perfect for someone who likes to laugh, to color and humor. This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children. This is the original book of Alex Stallman Inc. and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones. Sit back, relax and Happy Coloring!
Author: Swear Word Coloring Book Group
Publisher: Swear Word Coloring Book
Release Date: 2016-02-19
This best selling adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time. Our swear word coloring book for adults contains some of Outrageous Katie's best graphic illustrations and swear words you wouldn't dare say in front of mom! Our book contains curse words that will make you laugh, giggle, and gasp. You never knew ugly words could be so pretty! You'll be telling everyone you know about this top seller in adult coloring books. Some of the words you'll be giggling over are: C*ckknocker Bullsh*t Jackas* D*ckcheese Limpd*ck And so many more! 100% orignal and hand drawn illustrations. 8.5"x11.0" book with images that fill the entire page. Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor If you're looking for the best in adult swear word coloring books look no further. Please order your's today! ***Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children.*** Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring books, swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary, adult coloring books swear words, colroing books for adults, swear, cuss word coloring book, best sellers, mindfulness, meditation, relaxing, relax, stress relief, adult coloring book stress relief
Author: Randy Johnson
Release Date: 2017-03-01
Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date: 2016-08-11
Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!
Author: Ella Cotton
Release Date: 2016-10-21
FLASH LAUNCH SALE 3.75 (Usual price 5.25) Will end soon! Colourful Swear Words - A Colouring Book by Ella Cotton for Adults Please be aware that this is a new and updated version of Ella's original 'Colourful Insults' colouring book. We decided to change the title and include a few more designs. Need to Relax? To laugh and blow off steam? Stressed by work, a colleague or the daily commute? Looking for a gift for a friend who appreciates humorous insults? (or one who doesn't!) Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Colourful Insults' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed B/W illustration has its own typographical insult and is ready to colour in. This is extreme mindfulness! Insults found inside the book include: W*nkpuffin C*ckwomble W*nker Bullsh*tter Kn*b Goblin And many more! These wonderful insults and their illuminating descriptions will leave you relaxed and amused. Also perfect as a Secret Santa present! To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: Retro Inc Books Facebook page"