Stephan s Web

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Pearls Before Swine Collection
ISBN: 1449482023
Release Date: 2016-11-22
Genre: Humor

Some Rat! Stephan Pastis may not be the kind, selfless arachnid of E.B. White's cherished children's novel, but he sure can spin a story - that is, if Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra don't swat him with a stick first. In Stephan's Web, the Pearls gang continues to find that friendship and puns are the best defense against everyday predators, like self-righteous vegans, cyclists, and fruitarians.

When Pigs Fly

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740797378
Release Date: 2010-09-07
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

A latest collection of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine features the hilarious, edgy exploits of such beloved characters as Rat, Pig, Zebra, Guard Duck, the Crocs, Goat and more. By the National Cartoonists Society Best Comic Strip of the Year-winning author of 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong. Original.

Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449427740
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

A latest collection of Pearls Before Swine strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat and letter-writing optimist Zebra. Original.

Pearls Before Swine

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740734377
Release Date: 2003-03-02
Genre: Humor

"Pearls Before Swine" is the hilarious new comic strip tale of two friends--an arrogant Rat who knows it all, and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together they offer caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Illustrations.

Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw a Cover with Your Left Hand

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449410230
Release Date: 2012-04-10
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

Weighing in on subjects ranging from modern technology and current events to human nature and drinking beer in the fourth grade, a treasury of Pearls Before Swine daily and Sunday strips follows the gang's antics between the summer of 2009 and the spring of 2010. Original. 30,000 first printing.

Floundering Fathers

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher:
ISBN: 1449489346
Release Date: 2018-03-20
Genre:

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR! We the people, in order to form a Pig-ful union, establish ruckus, ensure personal futility, provide for the Zeeba defense, promote the general pun-fare, and endure depressing proclivities of Rat and his vulgarity, do ordain and establish this . . . collection of Pearls Before Swine comics! All of your favorite misanthropic, moronic, pretentious, predatory, political characters are back--plus the Pearls gang! These all-new strips would make our founding fathers . . . well, maybe it's a good thing they're not around to see Goat get a Tinder account, Rat campaign as an unabashedly selfish demagogue, or Stephan inflict pun after pun on his unfortunate readers. Floundering Fathers is guaranteed to make you laugh. Or cry. Or roll over in your grave.

Suit Your Selfie

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Pearls Before Swine Kids
ISBN: 1449483755
Release Date: 2017-07-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Gather 'round the smartphone, kids! Stephan and the Pearls gang are back with a whole album's-worth of jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy puns. Even Rat cracks a smile in this fifth Pearls Before Swine collection tailored for middle-grade readers. Witty, wacky, and occasionally wise, Suit Your Selfie is more kid-friendly fun from the New York Times best-selling author of Timmy Failure.

Pearls Hogs the Road

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449487317
Release Date: 2017-04-25
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.

I m Only in This for Me

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher:
ISBN: 1449476260
Release Date: 2016-05-03
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

Are you tired of America's broken politics, tired partisan bickering, and really lame newspaper comics? Well, Stephan Pastis can't help you with the first two. But he, along with Rat, Pig, and the rest of the animal crew from Pearls Before Swine, voted the Most Reprehensible Comic Strip in the Continental U.S. by the League of Easily Offended and Unfunny Citizens*, are doing their best to make the American comic great again. In I'm Only in This for Me, the Pearls gang dares to tell the hard truths that the country needs to hear: the importance of prioritizing cheese over everything else, the sadly ignored capacity of bears to solve all of life's problems, and the crucial Recognition Gap between women in bars and semi-obscure cartoonists with delusions of grandeur. But beneath all the selfishness, absurdity, bungling crocs, and bazooka-wielding ducks, Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra continue to find that friendship can make life warmer, humor can make stupidity less annoying, and cheese really does make everything way, way better. Lastly, this collection features the triumphant return of a legendary comics icon: Stephan Pastis! (And also some weirdo named Bill Watterson.) *Not an actual group or award

Pearls Gets Sacrificed

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449476328
Release Date: 2015-09-22
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within the strip itself. Pastis’s latest collection is sure to add to the funny-page phenomenon, giving Pearls fans more of what they know and love: satirical logic and hilarious wit. Includes all cartoons from the collections Breaking Stephan and King of the Comics.

Breaking Stephan

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
ISBN: 1449458300
Release Date: 2014-11-04
Genre: Humor

The addictive humor, snarky cast, and calculated wit of Pearls Before Swine returns in its most recent collection, Breaking Stephan, cracking wise on the hit crime drama Breaking Bad. The familiar gang of characters cook up hilarity with their banter on current events, bicyclists, and the strip's creator, Stephen Pastis. Some of the action this time around features Rat in his very own movie, driven by the brilliant plot of "Rat kicks Pig," and Croc's pursuit of a job with the one weapon in his skillset: drinking. Pastis's Breaking Stephan is sure to entertain with its perfect chemistry of commentary, satirical logic, and dark wit.

King of the Comics

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
ISBN: 1449458289
Release Date: 2015-03-17
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels

"Stephan Pastis offers Pearls Before Swine fans yet another smart, witty, and painfully honest commentary in King of the Comics--complete with the cast of edgy characters that fans have come to love and expect: Rat, the egotistical schemer; Pig, the slow-witted foil; Goat, the oft-ignored brain; and Zebra, the card-carrying activist. Together this circus-like crew teams up with their bizarre entourage (Guard Duck, Snuffles the cat, Gomer the sarcastic goldfish, and the eternally incompetent Crocs) to tackle a host of modern issues ranging from politics to pop culture."--Amazon.

Nighthogs

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740750090
Release Date: 2005-03-01
Genre: Humor

Rat, Pig, Zebra, and Goat return, complete with their memorable personal problems, in the third collection of the award-winning comic strip that offers a hilarious look at the bizarre and unpredictable lives of a particularly surprising group of animals. Original.

This Little Piggy Stayed Home

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740738135
Release Date: 2004-03-01
Genre: Humor

Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals Zebra and Goat.

Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740768019
Release Date: 2007-03-01
Genre: Humor

So far this century, there have arguably been three breakout hits on the comics page-The Boondocks, Get Fuzzy, and Pearls Before Swine." -San Francisco Chronicle More Info About Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata: A Pearls Before Swine Collection You're invited to the most whacked-out party of the year. Bring your togas, your appetite, and your attitude to the first-ever fraternity "zee-ba-cue" by the Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata. A small cover charge is required, but zebras always get in free. Getting out is a different story. . . In this, the fifth collection of the wildly popular Pearls Before Swine comic strip, Stephan Pastis's original creations Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra join the sophomoric cast of crocodilian cutthroats in Pastis's funniest work yet.