The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781447247258
Release Date: 2013-04-11
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

Football Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781447259831
Release Date: 2014-06-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 9781409127611
Release Date: 2013-10-10
Genre: Humor

Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

Super Safari Jokes

Author: Sally Lindley
Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
ISBN: 9781508192596
Release Date: 2016-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

A safari can be a fun and funny experience. Jokes about safaris and the animals that can be seen on them are sure to delight even reluctant readers. Each joke is presented through text that’s simple enough to remember and retell later, allowing readers to share the laughs with their friends. Readers will also be entertained by the dynamic design of each page. This includes colorful illustrations designed to add even more humor. This high-interest topic appeals to a wide range of readers at a variety of levels.

1001 Really Ridiculously Silly Jokes

Author: Clive Gifford
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 9781444944464
Release Date: 2018-07-12
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Know any good jokes? Here are 1001 (yes, one thousand and one!) awesome ones for the whole family to enjoy! Why did the empty sandwich go to the dentist? IT NEEDED A FILLING. What do you call a 20,000-year-old joke? PRE-HYSTERICAL. With jokes galore, puns, one-liners, visual gags, play on words and hilarious illustrations. Divided into sections such as 'Hilarious Holidays', 'Teacher Titters' and 'Football Funnies', this book will never get old and will have your friends and whole family laughing. A hilarious bumper book that will captivate any child and spark an interest in reading - created by the bestselling author of Teenage Kicks and Eye Benders, and winner of the Royal Society Young People's Book Prize.

Harry Hill s Bumper Book of Bloopers

Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
ISBN: 9780571281770
Release Date: 2011-10-20
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Another treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves it when people make silly mistakes. So much that he has put together a rib-tickling book of howlers, wacky stories and bloopers for all the family. The Bumper Book of Bloopers contains Harry's favourite goofs picked from the world's daftest newspapers and magazines - and believe it or not every single one of them is a genuine boob!

Tickle Your Teacher

Author: Peter Hepplewhite
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 0330434233
Release Date: 2005
Genre: English wit and humor

A bumper book bursting with jokes, anecdotes, insults, activities and silly verses about school life. Laugh your itchy, grey regulation socks off at vile canteen meals, playground mayhem, beastly bullies and terrible teachers! Pupil: There's a dead fly in my soup! Dinner lady: What do you expect in school dinners? A live one?! Q: Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed? A: Because she wanted to draw the curtains.

100 Silly Jokes Book for Kids Today

Author: Johnson Jay
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1979378797
Release Date: 2017-11-02

- Aaron: The name used to describe an 'A' student that loves to run - Arabella: An Arab girl that loves wearing an umbrella dress Welcome to this new JOKE BOOK for Kids with illustrations...100+ Silly Jokes Book for Kids Today! The Dictionary of Names Joke Book for Kids and Fun Lovers Too! Volume 2.0 Without doubt, this book is ideal for children's relaxation and adults too. Yes, the unique thing about this joke book is that it provides fun around common names and events that anyone can easily relate to. Why not, with over a 100 (hundred) jokes, you are guaranteed many hours of humor (laughter) and fun. You can be sure; you've never seen these lines of jokes before. It is simply out of this world. Besides, these collections of dictionary of names jokes, you will enjoy Question and answer jokes as a bumper bonus to spice up you day. This book promises to be a great gift idea to family and friends. What's more... it is just perfect for early readers, while having fun. Now, go ahead and get your copy and have fun with happy laughing all the way!

Jokes for Adults

Author: Jenny Kellett
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530070392
Release Date: 2016-02-16

*** WARNING - ADULT CONTENT, NOT FOR KIDS *** Adult Joke BookLooking for some adult fun to spice up your next night out? This bumper book of only the very best hand-picked adult dirty jokes will make sure you're the life of the party! All types of adult jokes are covered, including: - Dirty jokes - Sex jokes - Yo mama jokes - Blonde jokes - Wife jokes - Knock knock jokes .... and more! All the disgustingly dirty jokes are short, which means they're easy to remember so you can bust some out at a moment's notice! (And after a few beers, everyone's attention span is somewhat shorter). You'll cringe and you'll laugh at some of the rudest, crudest and LEWDEST adult jokes on the planet (that we're allowed to publish anyway!). So grab The Ultimate Adults Only Joke Book today and feel downright dirty tomorrow. Tags: funny jokes, funny, dirty jokes, sex jokes, joke, blonde jokes, adults only, dirty jokes for adults, joke book, funny joke books, funny dirty jokes, sex jokes, silly jokes, ebook, ebooks, jokes, funny, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, jokes

The Seriously Silly Book of Kids Jokes

Author: Sean Connolly
ISBN: 1784042951
Release Date: 2014-09
Genre: Wit and humor

Packed with comedy classics, one liners, what do you gets, and knock knock jokes, this bumper selection of gags is side-splittingly hilarious.

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ISBN: IND:30000152359174
Release Date: 2014
Genre: Libraries

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The Bumper book

Author: John Metcalf
Publisher: ECW Press
ISBN: STANFORD:36105040527439
Release Date: 1986-06-01
Genre: Literary Criticism

Featuring articles and poems from such writers as Norman Snider, Irving Layton, Fraser Sutherland, John Mills, Brian Fawcett, and Doug Gibson, this collection addresses numerous facets of Canadian literature, including the Canada Council, Robertson Davies' characters, Robin Mathews and nationalism, Margaret Atwood and Northern Journey, why The Mountain and the Valley became a classic, the problems with Canadian publishing, and how the arts councils steer the arts.

Funny Bones

Author: Kate Temple
ISBN: 1760524336
Release Date: 2019-11-05

A bumper book to tickle your funny bone with over 100 hilarious one-liners, jokes, shaggy dog tales as well as silly stories and wise-cracking cartoons from Australia's favourite comedians, children's authors and illustrators, that raises money for War Child Australia.