The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781447247258
Release Date: 2013-04-11
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Author: MacMillan Children's Books
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 1509838899
Release Date: 2017-07-13
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

An enormous collection of some of the silliest jokes around, including hundreds of silly jokes on every topic imaginable!What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

Football Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781447259831
Release Date: 2014-06-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

Super Safari Jokes

Author: Sally Lindley
Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
ISBN: 9781508192596
Release Date: 2016-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

A safari can be a fun and funny experience. Jokes about safaris and the animals that can be seen on them are sure to delight even reluctant readers. Each joke is presented through text that’s simple enough to remember and retell later, allowing readers to share the laughs with their friends. Readers will also be entertained by the dynamic design of each page. This includes colorful illustrations designed to add even more humor. This high-interest topic appeals to a wide range of readers at a variety of levels.

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 9781409127611
Release Date: 2013-10-10
Genre: Humor

Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

Jokes for Adults

Author: Jenny Kellett
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1530070392
Release Date: 2016-02-16

*** WARNING - ADULT CONTENT, NOT FOR KIDS *** Adult Joke BookLooking for some adult fun to spice up your next night out? This bumper book of only the very best hand-picked adult dirty jokes will make sure you're the life of the party! All types of adult jokes are covered, including: - Dirty jokes - Sex jokes - Yo mama jokes - Blonde jokes - Wife jokes - Knock knock jokes .... and more! All the disgustingly dirty jokes are short, which means they're easy to remember so you can bust some out at a moment's notice! (And after a few beers, everyone's attention span is somewhat shorter). You'll cringe and you'll laugh at some of the rudest, crudest and LEWDEST adult jokes on the planet (that we're allowed to publish anyway!). So grab The Ultimate Adults Only Joke Book today and feel downright dirty tomorrow. Tags: funny jokes, funny, dirty jokes, sex jokes, joke, blonde jokes, adults only, dirty jokes for adults, joke book, funny joke books, funny dirty jokes, sex jokes, silly jokes, ebook, ebooks, jokes, funny, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, jokes

Gregs Tagebuch 9 B se Falle

Author: Jeff Kinney
ISBN: 9783838759883
Release Date: 2014-11-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Wenn jemand eine Reise tut, so kann er was erzählen. Und wenn dieser Jemand Greg Heffley heißt, ist das Chaos vorprogrammiert. Dann gibt es jede Menge zu erzählen. Denn nicht nur Greg ist unterwegs, sondern die gesamte Familie Heffley. Auf einem Roadtrip der besonderen Art. Waren alle auf Toilette? Haben wir niemanden vergessen? Alles klar. Dann schnallt euch an und seid gespannt auf eine wilde Fahrt quer durch die USA, bei der kein Auge trocken bleibt.

Der Nussknacker

Author: E. T. A. Hoffmann
Publisher: Black Cat-Cideb
ISBN: 8853009810
Release Date: 2011-01
Genre: Foreign Language Study

Bewerking van het door het ballet van Tsjaikowski beroemd geworden sprookje over de in een houten notenkraker betoverde prins, die alleen door liefde verlost kan worden uit zijn betovering. Met opdrachten en een cd. Vanaf ca. 14 jaar.

Broccoli Boy rettet die Welt

Author: Frank Cottrell Boyce
Publisher: Carlsen
ISBN: 9783646927900
Release Date: 2016-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Witzige und kluge Superheldengeschichte des preisgekrönten Kinderbuchautors Frank Cottrell Boyce: Rory ist gerne gut vorbereitet. Er weiß genau, was man bei Wespenstichen macht, wie man einen Nilpferdangriff abwehrt oder eine Mobbingattacke. Doch was, wenn sich das eigene Gesicht plötzlich grün verfärbt? Rory landet als medizinische Sensation auf der Isolierstation eines Krankenhauses, zusammen mit Tommy-Lee, dem Oberfiesling aus seiner Klasse. Sind die beiden vielleicht zu Superhelden mutiert? Um das herauszufinden, stürzen sie sich nun Nacht für Nacht mit dem Fensterputz-Aufzug in die verrücktesten Abenteuer ...