The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever

Author: Carl McInerney
Publisher: Andersen Press
ISBN: 1849391114
Release Date: 2010
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book

Author: Dave Bromage
Publisher: Puffin Books
ISBN: 0141321156
Release Date: 2006
Genre: Soccer

Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!

World s Funniest Football Jokes

Author: Jim Chumley
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN: 9781786854681
Release Date: 2017-10-12
Genre: Humor

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, "Yes, but we've got all the refs."Football is obviously very serious business— like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

The Little Book of Football Jokes

Author: Joe King
ISBN: 1783446722
Release Date: 2018-05-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781626866133
Release Date: 2016-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

The Funniest Back to School Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King
ISBN: 1849395772
Release Date: 2013
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get a head. PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.

Match Joke Book

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781509825011
Release Date: 2016-04-21
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. You'll laugh your football socks off! The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea)

The Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King
ISBN: 178344648X
Release Date: 2018-03

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything! Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!

The Funniest Animal Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King
ISBN: 1783442336
Release Date: 2015-06-04

You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!

Football Joke Book

Author: Clive Gifford
Publisher: Wayland
ISBN: 075028286X
Release Date: 2014
Genre: Soccer

This title features side-splittingly funny football and World Cup football jokes.

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press
ISBN: 184939508X
Release Date: 2012
Genre: Christmas

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press
ISBN: 1783445033
Release Date: 2017-02-02

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter! Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way! How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket! Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot! Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!

Football Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781447259831
Release Date: 2014-06-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

The Biggest Joke Book Ever No Kidding

Author: Michael Pellowski
Publisher: Applesauce Press
ISBN: 1604332263
Release Date: 2011-05-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.

Highlights Laugh Attack

Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights
ISBN: 1629795534
Release Date: 2016-03
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction

"Inside you'll find more than 1,000 of the most hilarious jokes, riddles, and cartoon ever created--all specially curated by the editors of Highlights. This fully illustrated collection of fun guaranteed to cause a serious laugh attack--again and again!" --