The Little Book of Trumpisms

Author: Seth Milstein
Publisher: Portico
ISBN: 1911042386
Release Date: 2016-04-28
Genre: Humor

A hilarious and horrific collection of Donald Trump’s no-holds-barred opinions, brought together in one handy volume. It contains the rug-haired one’s charming and intelligent thoughts on his opponents (‘Hillary Clinton was the worst secretary of state in the history of the United States’), on romance (‘All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me. That’s to be expected.’), the enviroment (‘Is our country still spending money on the GLOBAL WARMING HOAX?’), and much more. Read this book for a terrifying insight into the mind of the man who wants to be the most powerful leader in the world. Word count: 10,000

Trumpisms

Author: Seth Millstein
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 9781510710962
Release Date: 2015-12-15
Genre: Political Science

One may think that Donald Trump knows what he’s talking about. After all, the man—as he’ll remind you at every opportunity—has made a whopping $4 million as an entrepreneur and is far ahead of his competitors in the race to become the republican nominee for the 2016 presidential election. He’s also assertive, bold, self-assured, and argumentative. He talks as if he knows what he’s talking about. And then reality sets it. He can’t actually believe the ludicrous things that come out of his mouth. Or can he? This brilliant, hilarious, and horrifying collection is a compilation of more than one hundred of the most mind-boggling, insane, crass, ignorant, and downright offensive statements he's made, Tweeted, or otherwise written. We’ll cover his thoughts on public policy, international relations, President Barack Obama, his opponents, himself—and much, much more. So buckle up, America, because common sense, experience, grace, and political knowledge—who needs them? As Trump said, he will be one of the greatest presidents “that God ever created.”

You Can t Spell America Without Me

Author: Alec Baldwin
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9780525522003
Release Date: 2017-11-07
Genre: Humor

Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin. You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!

Trump and Me

Author: Mark Singer
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780451498595
Release Date: 2016
Genre: Biography & Autobiography

"An updated portrait of the business mogul and presidential candidate, written by his ... chronicler and the author of Funny Money, traces Trump's rise as [a] ... tribune of populist rage"--NoveList.

What the Trump

Author: Steven S. Stevens
Publisher: Pavilion Books
ISBN: 9781911042822
Release Date: 2017-02-16
Genre: Social Science

There is no getting away from it – the undisputed king of the comb-over Donald J. Trump is the 45th President of the USA. Love him? Step away from this book immediately. Loathe him? Read on. Through a series of playfully mindful exercises we will come to terms with the grief over this most shocking of election results. We will make no denials about Trump's presidency, we will sit with our anger, we will put a pin in our depression and we will embrace the next four years (please God – only four!) with the open palms of acceptance. We shall over-comb. Written and illustrated by the team that brought you the bestselling The Brexsh*t Book, What the Trump?! will be your one and only guide to surviving The Donald, publishing just in time for his inauguration on January 20th 2017.

Donald Trump The Out Of Office Countdown 2018 Cale

Author: Sourcebooks Inc
Publisher:
ISBN: 1492657824
Release Date: 2017-07
Genre:

pOne year down, three years left to go with The Donald in the Oval Office. BUt hang in there?it'll be over before you know it!/ppWhether you've been counting down Trump's presidency since the inauguration or you're a newcomer, we'll help you reach the light at the end of the tunnel each and every exasperating day with this totally "yuge" Out of Office Countdown (R) wall calendar filled with hilarious and less-than-hilarious WTF moments./ppYes, there is still hope?and now you can count down the days./p

Where s Trump

Author: Anastasia Catris
Publisher: Orion
ISBN: 1409167739
Release Date: 2016-09-13
Genre: Humor

'Winners aren't losers!' Can you spot the Donald? In an array of crowded scenes, from building a wall around Mexico to carving his face into Mount Rushmore, at a Trump wrestling match, a golf course in Scotland and having fun at a Tea Party rally, search for Donald J. Trump amongst the masses. With tons of in-jokes and bonus material to find (including Obama's birth certificate and his trademark toupee), plus cameo appearances from Sarah Palin and other high-flying pals, this book provides hours of fun for the haters (and lovers) of the all-American phenomenon that is TRUMP. A classic and fun gift book, tracking Trump around the world will be endless amusement for all the family.

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

Author: Robert Sears
Publisher: Canongate Books
ISBN: 9781786892294
Release Date: 2017-09-07
Genre: Humor

All I ask is fairness People are constantly attacking my hair I think it's very unfair Obama said he never met his uncle Oscar Can you imagine if I made that statement? It would be the electric chair What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry. What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President Elect's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered. This collection will give readers a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings, on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Halle Berry ? and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise both students and critics alike.

Trump s Christmas Carol

Author: Lucien Young
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9781473554504
Release Date: 2017-11-02
Genre: Humor

‘I have the best ghosts, everyone says so’ President Ebenezer Trump is a rich old fool, whose heart is as small as his hands and whose words are as false as his hair. On Christmas Eve, he is visited by three spirits, all intent on changing his evil ways: Bill Clinton, the jovial Ghost of Christmas Past; Barack Obama, the big-eared Ghost of Christmas Present; and the terrifying Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, who shows him how abolishing Obamacare will finish off Tiny Tim... 'This Scrooge is gonna be yooooge...'

The Brexshit Book

Author: Steven S. Stevens
Publisher: Pavilion Books
ISBN: 9781911042730
Release Date: 2016-12-08
Genre: Social Science

This is the book for the 16 Million of us that woke up the day after the night before the EU referendum to find our Euro dreams in tatters. This is a book about leaving when you really wanted to stay. This is a book about having to deal with the consequences of someone else's decision. This is a book that will lead you mindfully (and not without some good hearted political mockery) down the path of acceptance into the cold hard Brexit dawn.

America Has Very Nice Legs It s a Fact

Author: Pia Frey
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781501179297
Release Date: 2017-07-25
Genre: Biography & Autobiography

THIS BOOK WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! This is the most presidential flip book in the world. And the only one that uses President Trump’s famous and infamous expressions, exclamations, and tweets to create your own winning Trumpisms. Very smart! Huge demand already. In America Has Very Nice Legs—It’s a Fact! you can learn how to speak like a president and never be at a loss for words again. Very impressive! With this full-color, illustrated collection, you can mix and match some of President Trump’s best lines to create thousands of possible winning Trumpisms such as: -Climate change is boring. It’s so sad. -Your grandmother is unfit to be President. It’s terrible! -My hairstyle is owned by Wall Street. And the Mexicans will pay for it. The wit and wisdom created using America Has Very Nice Legs—It’s a Fact! mix and match book may, in fact, speak louder than any of President Trump’s prepared statements.

Trump Cats

Author: Hugh Janus
Publisher: Orion
ISBN: 1409167828
Release Date: 2016-11-22
Genre: Humor

"You all know it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "My IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault." Donald J. Trump tells it straight. You can rely on him to wheel out the kind of polarising, xenophobic, offensive rhetoric that is guaranteed to rile millions of people. Nay, even the Pope has expressed concern. This book is a superb collection of Trump's most outrageous public utterances. From the ridiculous and bizarre to shocking and hate-fuelled, these are the most quotable sound bites from one of the world's most unavoidable political billionaire juggernauts. Buy it, moron!

The Trump Coloring Book

Author: M. G. Anthony
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781682610282
Release Date: 2015-12-15
Genre: Games

“Let’s Make Coloring Great Again!” AS SEEN ON CNN! Whether he’s crossing the Delaware or playing chess with Putin, see Donald Trump like you’ve never seen him before! Over 50 drawings of Trump for you to color—any way you want! YOU decide what color his superhero costume is! YOU decide what shade his hair is! Are you For or Against? It’s up to you! Now’s your chance to show The Donald in his true colors! The Trump Coloring Book makes a great gift for all the Americans in your life!

A Child s First Book of Trump

Author: Michael Ian Black
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781481488006
Release Date: 2016-07-05
Genre: Humor

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true. The beasty is called an American Trump. Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump. Its fur so complex you might get enveloped. Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped. The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those…words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump? With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination…sorry…President of the United States.

American Nations

Author: Colin Woodard
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781101544457
Release Date: 2011-09-29
Genre: History

An illuminating history of North America's eleven rival cultural regions that explodes the red state-blue state myth. North America was settled by people with distinct religious, political, and ethnographic characteristics, creating regional cultures that have been at odds with one another ever since. Subsequent immigrants didn't confront or assimilate into an “American” or “Canadian” culture, but rather into one of the eleven distinct regional ones that spread over the continent each staking out mutually exclusive territory. In American Nations, Colin Woodard leads us on a journey through the history of our fractured continent, and the rivalries and alliances between its component nations, which conform to neither state nor international boundaries. He illustrates and explains why “American” values vary sharply from one region to another. Woodard (author of American Character: A History of the Epic Struggle Between Individual Liberty and the Common Good) reveals how intranational differences have played a pivotal role at every point in the continent's history, from the American Revolution and the Civil War to the tumultuous sixties and the "blue county/red county" maps of recent presidential elections. American Nations is a revolutionary and revelatory take on America's myriad identities and how the conflicts between them have shaped our past and are molding our future. From the Hardcover edition.