Stories from Wayside School

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0380791714
Release Date: 1996-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Presents humorous episodes from the thirty-story Wayside School, which was accidentally built sideways with one classroom on each story.

Wayside School Gets A Little Stranger

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 9781408812471
Release Date: 2010-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

All the kids from Wayside School had to spend 243 days in horrible schools while Wayside was closed to get rid of the infestation of cows! Now the kids are back and the fun begins again on every floor. Miss Mush has prepared a special lunch of baked liver in purple sauce and it is pet day on the 30th floor. There are dogs and cats and frogs and skunks and an orange named Fido, causing a terrible commotion. But the biggest surprise of all is that Mrs Jewls is expecting a baby and a substitute teacher is coming, and everyone knows what that means . . . Wayside School is going to get a little stranger.

Sideways Stories from Wayside School

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780380698714
Release Date: 1985-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

A Crazy Mixed-up School. There'd been a terrible mistake. Wayside School was supposed to be built with thirty classrooms one on top of the other...thirty stories tall! (The builder said he was very sorry.) That may be why all kinds of funny things happen at Wayside SChool...especially on the thirteenth floor. You'll meet Mrs. Gorf, the meanest teacher of all, terrible Todd, who always gets sent home early, and John who can read only upside down--along with all the other kids in the crazy mix-up school that came out sideways. But you'll never guess the truth about Sammy, the new kid...or what's in store for Wayside School on Halloween! There was a terrible mistake-Wayside School was built with one classroom on top of another, thirty stories high! (The builder said he was sorry.) Maybe that's why all kinds of funny things happened at Wayside-especially on the thirteenth floor.

Wayside School Is Falling Down

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 9780062383204
Release Date: 2017-04-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Bestselling and Newbery Medal-winning author Louis Sachar knows how to make readers laugh. And there are laughs galore in perennial favorite Wayside School Is Falling Down, now available for the first time in ebook format! Yum! Miss Mush is dishing out her famous Mushroom Surprise in the Wayside School cafeteria. Ron says it tastes like hot dogs and grape jelly. Clean your plate and you’ll turn green in time for class picture day. Wear your craziest outfit and you’ll fit right in between Maurecia in her striped bikini and Clavin, who’s wearing his birthday tattoo. Say cheese! More than nine millions readers have laughed at the wacky stories of Wayside School. So what are you waiting for? Come visit Wayside School!

More Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 9781408812440
Release Date: 2010-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Welcome back to maths class at Wayside School. How much is PEPPERS + PIG LIPS? If Jenny's shirt has sparkles on it, will Todd have egg in his hair? These Sideways Arithmetic problems may look puzzling at first, but you can use real maths to solve them, and the answers are perfectly logical. There are lots of clues and hints, plus all the answers are right there in the book. Best of all, the children you have read about in the other books about Wayside School are here to help you! Try solving these, and more than fifty other maths brainteasers, along with the kids from Mrs. Jewls's class. You'll learn a lot about maths but you'll be laughing too much to notice!

Someday Angeline

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 9780747587231
Release Date: 2007
Genre: Children's stories

Angeline could read before she was old enough to turn the pages of a book, and she mastered the piano without a single lesson. But being so clever doesn't make life easy for Angeline. This charming book is a quirky celebration of fathers, teachers, being yourself and finding happiness in unexpected places.

Dogs Don t Tell Jokes

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: A&C Black
ISBN: 9781408850343
Release Date: 2013-07-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Johnny s in the Basement

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780688160852
Release Date: 1998-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

When Johnny has his eleventh birthday, his parents decide that he is old enough for dance classes but too old to collect bottle caps, but Johnny doesn't want to give up his world-famous bottle cap collection.

Monkey soup

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher:
ISBN: 0440849675
Release Date: 1993
Genre: Antiques & Collectibles

With the help of her toy monkey, a girl prepares an all-encompassing soup full of band-aids, crayons, and tissues, for her father who is sick in bed.

My Teacher Fried My Brains

Author: Bruce Coville
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781439112427
Release Date: 2013-06-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Brains are sizzling in the seventh grade... The first day of seventh grade is probably the worst day of Duncan Dougal’s life. He knows that things are really bad when he finds an alien’s hand in a Dumpster and then gets plugged into an alien brain fryer! Can Duncan find out which of the four new teachers in his school is an alien before his brains get fried to a pulp—or before the aliens try to fry the whole planet?

The Barnes Noble Guide to Children s Books

Author: John Freeman
Publisher:
ISBN: 0760720142
Release Date: 2001-11-14
Genre: Children

Highlights baby books, preschool and picture books, poetry and anthologies, early readers, fiction, special needs, award winners, and titles appropriate for toddlers. A section on how to use the internet to look for children's books is also included.

The Boxcar Children Bookshelf Books 1 12

Author: Gertrude Chandler Warner
Publisher: Albert Whitman
ISBN: 0807508551
Release Date: 2010-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

A deluxe Boxcar bookcase that contains 12 titles - The Boxcar Children® Mysteries #1 through #12. Also included are Boxcar activities, poster, and accordion bookmark with title checklist. The bookcase can expand to hold up to 32 books.

There s a Boy in the Girls Bathroom

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 9780307797117
Release Date: 2011-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .

Sideways Stories from Wayside School

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780062383181
Release Date: 2017-04-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction

Bestselling and Newbery Medal-winning author Louis Sachar knows how to make readers laugh. And there are laughs galore in perennial favorite Sideways Stories from Wayside School, now available for the first time in ebook format! Accidentally built sideways and standing thirty stories high (the builder said he was very sorry for the mistake), Wayside School has some of the wackiest classes in town, especially on the thirtieth floor. That’s where you’ll meet Bebe, the fastest draw in art class; John, who only reads upside down; Myron, the best class president, ever; and Sammy, the new kid—he’s a real rat. More than nine millions readers have laughed at the wacky stories of Wayside School. So what are you waiting for? Come visit Wayside School!

Sixth Grade Secrets

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Paw Prints
ISBN: 1442012331
Release Date: 2009-07-10
Genre:

Eager to keep the existence of her new club a secret, Laura asks each member to tell her something embarrassing about themselves, a tactic that could backfire. Reissue.