Funny but true Golf Anecdotes

Author: Dick Crouser
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781451670776
Release Date: 2012-02-21
Genre: Sports & Recreation

An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you’ll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You’ll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!

Golf It s Just a Game

Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781451652444
Release Date: 2011-11-22
Genre: Sports & Recreation

This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf, as well as some wonderfully clever golf cartoons. There's a smile on every page. This book contains some of the funniest comments ever made about golf by Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Harvey Penick, Bob Hope, Buddy Hackett, Lewis Grizzard, Gerald Ford, and others. You'll also find wonderfully clever cartoons. There's a smile on every page. Sample Quotes: "I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." --Gerald Ford "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." --Hank Aaron

Golf Is a Funny Game

Author: Allan Zullo
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740771224
Release Date: 2008-04-01
Genre: Humor

Whether it's the hacker who caught his own ricocheted drive, the pro who stripped down to his shorts to play a shot, or the caddie who lost a golf bag during a round, one thing is certain: Golf is a funny game." -From the introduction From bogies and birdies to par shots and eagles, Zullo offers outrageously funny golf tales certain to entertain golf's millions of enthusiasts. More Golf Is a Funny Game From Arnie's infamous run-in with the ninth tee at Rancho Park Golf Course to the amateur hacker who was hit in the head by his own ricocheting golf ball, Allan Zullo presents more than 100 sidesplitting anecdotes of life on the green for linksmen and women in dire need of a laugh and a lower handicap. Recounting mulligans and master strokes from the days hickory shafts ruled the fairways to the 2006 PGA, Champions, and LPGA Tours, this comical compendium is executed with the precision of a flawless bunker shot into the cup.

What You Don t Know About Turning 50

Author: P.D. Witte
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781501113628
Release Date: 2015-07-28
Genre: Humor

This entertaining quiz pokes fun at growing older and are accompanied by amusing cartoons by Steve Mark. Life’s stages bring about many humorous changes. A funny 50th birthday quiz Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems? A: Depends. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

Spanish Without Words

Author: David Tarrada Agea
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781476742892
Release Date: 2013-12-31
Genre: Humor

You don’t need words to speak Spanish. All you really need is this unique "phrase book" of the most common Spanish expressions, complete with authentic Spanish gestures and body language. It's the fastest and funniest way to learn Spanish ever published. You don’t need words to speak Spanish. You don't have to study Spanish, or travel to Spain or Latin America to communicate in Spanish, either. All you really need is this unique "phrase book" of the most common Spanish expressions, complete with authentic Spanish gestures and body language. It's the fastest and funniest way to learn Spanish ever published. Now, even if you don't know a single word of Spanish, you can learn the most common greetings and expressions, dinner-table comments, hot vows of love, bargaining tricks, insults, threats and curses. This book shows you how. There's no faster or funnier way to learn how to communicate in Spain or Latin America, in Spanish, Mexican, Puerto Rican or Argentinian restaurants, with your grandparents or your friends.

You re Never too Old to Laugh

Author: Ed Fischer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781451670783
Release Date: 2012-02-21
Genre: Humor

INSPIRING QUOTES, JOKES, and CARTOONS FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART! Being "old" isn't what it used to be. Elders today are active, fun, and ready for something new. Stay young at heart with the wit, wisdom, and inspiration you'll find in this book by Ed Fischer. It's time to be the new you. Live it up. Laugh often. Love life like never before.

And Then Tiger Told the Shark

Author: Don Wade
Publisher: Contemporary Books
ISBN: 0809227991
Release Date: 1999-10-01
Genre: Humor

A collection of some of the greatest golf stories ever told features true to life tales of the greatest golfers to ever play the game, continuing the series started in And Then Jack Said to Arnie.

Baseball s Best Barbs Banter and Bluster

Author: Dick Crouser
Publisher: Triumph Books
ISBN: 9781623681371
Release Date: 2004-04-01
Genre: GAMES

"Baseball's Best Barbs, Banter, and Bluster" is a delightful collection of short, true, funny, and refreshing anecdotes from hundreds of baseball's best-known players, coaches, managers, owners, and announcers.

And Then Seve Told Freddie

Author: Don Wade
Publisher: Contemporary Books
ISBN: 0809228718
Release Date: 1998
Genre: Sports & Recreation

The fifth book in the popular "And Then Jack Said to Arnie . . ". series brings out of the locker room and onto the first tee a delightful treasury of the greatest true golf stories ever told. 20 line drawings.

The Writer

Author: William Henry Hills
Publisher:
ISBN: UOM:39015067425218
Release Date: 1987
Genre: Authorship


The writer s handbook

Author: Sylvia E Kamerman
Publisher: Writer
ISBN: 0871161605
Release Date: 1990-01-01
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines

This guide contains material on how to write well and how to sell what you have written.

The Writer s Handbook 1991

Author: Sylvia K. Burack
Publisher: Writer
ISBN: UCSC:32106011734610
Release Date: 1991-01-01
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines

"Manuscript market section" ed. by Udia G. Olsen, 1941-44; by Elaine P. Werby, 1945-

Cleveland Cops

Author: John H. Tidyman
Publisher: Gray & Company
ISBN: 9781598510317
Release Date: 2007-07-01
Genre: History

Hilarious and heartbreaking true stories told by 60 Cleveland police officers about life patrolling the streets. These are stories the rest of us rarely get to hear: Their biggest arrests, the dumbest criminals, the funniest practical jokes, the most frightening moments. It's an inside look at the toughest job in town.

How to Write Funny

Author: John Kachuba
Publisher: Writer's Digest Books
ISBN: UCSC:32106018771227
Release Date: 2001-07-15
Genre: Reference

Writing humor is subjective and challenging - thankfully, there are many ways to create it. How to Write Funny provides advice, insights and humor from more than twenty writers with a gift for making readers laugh. &break;&break;In a diverse collection of articles and interviews, both classic and new, this esteemed group of writers, including Dave Barry, Bill Bryson and Jennifer Crusie, provides different viewpoints on how humor works on the page, whether in short stories, memoirs, novels or articles. You'll learn the principles and basic forms of comedy, when to break the rules of reason, the importance of being yourself, why you should stop trying to hard to be funny, and how to write for specific genres and audiences. &break;&break;You'll also sit in on a special roundtable discussion featuring P.J. O'Rourke, Mark Leyner, Maggie Estep and James Finn Garner, as well as a one-of-a-kind "how-to" workshop conducted by funny lady and best-selling author Jennifer Crusie. &break;&break;You've got a sense of humor. You've got the will to write. Combining the two, and getting it right, will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your readers.